Patriot Retort:
Ben Sasse hopes McCain’s cranky pants fit him.
Like drunken fans wrestling over a foul ball, Never Trump Republicans are trying to out-insufferable one another for the chance to fill the void left by the sneerly departed John McCain.
So while Democrat doofus Cory Booker proclaimed “I am Spartacus,” nominal Republican Senator Ben Sasse joined the other Never Trump stepping up to declare, “I am Maverick!”
I kinda figured it was only a matter of time before Ben Sasse slipped on McCain’s cranky pants to see if they fit.
Sasse admitted that he often considers leaving the Republican Party and was immediately rewarded by the Anti-Trump media with oodles of press coverage.
CNN, Politico, NBC, ABC – everybody leapt on the story like starving jackals.
Sasse is so keen to fill McCain’s shoe’s, it’s as if he’s one of Cinderella’s step-sisters fighting over the glass slipper.
Of course his feet would fit better if Mitt Romney would only move his toes.
And just like Romney, Sasse won’t rule out running for President in 2020.
Hey, keep the media guessing, right? They’re more likely to keep inviting you on the Sunday shows that way.
Just ask John Kasich.
Ben Sasse has always struck me as long on sanctimonious lectures, but short on actual accomplishments.
Ben Sasse will be Goose, Maverick’s wing-man…
“I feel the need…the need to reach across the aisle.”
:The fight to fill John McCain’s pants”
Sometimes there’s something evil about MJA. I guess I’ll try and get some sleep now. My dreams should be awesome.
If I could reach across the internet, I’d bitch slap Ben Asse into next week.
Are you kidding me ?
Filling McCain’s pants is easy,
All you have to do is
TAKE A SHIT !
Never heard of the guy. But I get the impression his bragging point ought to be, “No one can tell the difference between me and Maverick’s pantload. We’re both the same stuff.”
Well,there’s that phrase, ‘sassy pants’, so Sass(e) pants would fit. Slip on pants, slip on banana peel. Ho, ho.
At a time when the differences in the two parties stands couldn’t be any more stark and the vital importance for a cohesive front for the party leave it to this slithering reptile to jump ship.
Fill his pants or his Depends? Just say “No!” to Rinos.
I wonder what nickname PRESIDENT Trump will come up with for him?
So McCain filled his pants with Sasse? Bet that took a large “Depends.” And bet it smells bad too.
He should start by checking into the Hanoi Hilton … we’ll wait.
A fukkin pantload trying to replace another pantload.
“Gee. I don’t know. Which ObamaDoll is cuter?”
“Seen one turd, seen em all.”
izlamo delenda est …
Does Sasse actually think it will be hard to replace McTraitor in Washington? Traitors grow on trees in Washington, it’s an honest patriot that will be hard to find.
The speech Sasse gave at the Kavanaugh hearing was brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJK2JveCAbI
That was all the ‘right’ he had in him. He is back to being a sucktard.