Patriot Retort: Like I said earlier, yesterday I was sweating my ass off. It’s friggin’ hot in New York State. But Hillary Clinton is dressing like it’s November.
Honestly, I don’t know how she can stand it.
Yesterday Hillary and Bill attended the Chappaqua Memorial Day parade and, as the Daily Mail put it, The bulge is back! Clearly she’s hiding something. Grandma wore an oversized coat with her ubiquitous scarf while I was here perspiring like a garment worker in a sweatshop. more here
She doesn’t have a spine. They’re trying to give her one.
‘The Bulge is back!’ … .dear Daily Mail … you spelled ‘Bitch’ wrong
you’re welcome
Maybe it’s that demonic tail she sprouted and they’re tying it to her hairy back.
Q: When is Hillary like a diver?
A: When she assumes the pike position.
Her body is finally catching up with her mind and is becoming more and more twisted.
This modified line from Young Frankenstein is apropos to Hellary the Hunchback:
“Damn your lies”.
Shes mistakenly taking Bill’s Viagra
I guess she is just pretending to be straight after all.
Anyone else would be sweating profusely while wearing that jacket and scarf in that heat and humidity. She is not human.
New wearable server tryout.
Remember that 1977 movie called “Manitou” where a demonic Indian Spirit was growing on the back of a woman. If that is happening here, I feel sorry for that poor demonic Indian Spirit being stuck with Hillary.
Maybe she’s pregnant by Beelzebubba.
Rumor has it she told Bill she wanted to hump.
Whatever she is hiding, I think she must be toting an air conditioner under there, too.
She would be way more comfortable in a body bag.
BFH – What hump? – Funnnnie.
For those that know Young Frankenstein – a classssic.
Hillary is Abby Normal…
Now, who is Marty (I-gor) and who is Gene (pronounced DR.Franken-steen)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ePQ3ozNVis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxSIX3fmmo
#MAGA
#KAG(edited)
You’re making gears turn MJA
Well of all the many names she’s been called over the years, Humphrey ain’t gonna one of ’em!
As fragile as she seems to be I don’t know she does not seriously overheat in that garb. She is fooling no one but herself.
Self-contained air cooling system, combined with her lithium monitoring and auto-injection medical system.
Osteoporosis is common with late stage female alcoholics. Long term vitamin deficiencies, lots of drunken falls, etc.
Or it could be a Class IIIA vest, with rifle plate inserts.
Don’t know which makes me smile more—that her brittle vertebra are crumbling with every step.
Or that she lives in terror that her donors, or Soros, or the Deep State, or Bill, or POTUS, or all the above, are going to finally shoot her dead as she waves at her misguided proles.
Isn’t it interesting that only the Daily Mail is carrying this story? The MSDM doesn’t want to admit that she was physically unfit to be elected to any office, much less President of the United States. If any Republican candidate for anything was caught carting this contraption around, they would be hounded by the MSDM until they withdrew from the race. Every time she appears in public wearing this brace, or is caught tripping or slipping, it proves how completely corrupt the lying reporters were that covered politics during the last three administrations.
She is wearing some sort of brace, along with body cooling vest similar to what guys in nukes wear during an outage and they have to be fully dressed out for contamination. If anyone is contaminated it is the Clintons.
It’s a Baron Harkonnen levitation suit.
She’s never looked better!
Wasn’t your hump on the other side? What hump?
C’mon now, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation: She probably has been wearing body armor ever since she came under sniper fire in Bosnia. A heroic experience like that is sure to make one cautious.
The human disguise is failing. Rhizomes from the reptilian core are affecting the gelatin cohesion of the disguise’s outer layer, causing structural viscosity; thus the harness. It encapsulates the thorax, providing rigidity in the absence of a spinal cartilaginous protrusion common in the salamanders and newts. It also provides an articulatable storage compartment for Hot Sauce.
Holy cow Lazlo
You nailed it, well at least the hot sauce part.
its a portable iron lung
I have a moving image in my head of her tripping on a long set of stairs, and rolling to the bottom, the vest thing acting as a tire. That would be awesome.
Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htoR_azgMWE
Not the bionic woman wannabe, but instead the bionic woman has-to-be. To be able to stand.
Hey Hill, I didn’t think your back was wear you wear the colostomy bag.
Of course, Roseanne called Hillary “a colostomy JAR.”
Probably thinking of ValJar at the time. You know ValJar… the product of the Moslem Brohood and Planet of the Apes.
She has connections with some military R&D company
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powered_exoskeleton .
Or maybe it’s just a natural emergence of an exoskeleton after reaching a certain age or state of mind.
Can’t help but note that Bill the mouth breather is once again staring into space with his pie hole agape.
My mother, who suffered (and died) from Rheumatoid Arthritis, wore a back brace that appeared similarly (while she was still able to walk) through her clothes.
If Mrs. Clinton has some related kind of illness, with a prospect of the same manner of sufferring, all I can say is: “Viva la France!” (which is wop for “Die, Bitch!”)
izlamo delenda est …
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/hillary-hunchback-t20144.html