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The least relatable candidate ever

Sunday, 22 December 2019, 22:00 MJA Uncategorized 20

Patriot Retort:

When you are only 1/1024th authentic, it is probably inevitable that any attempts to look relatable fall flat.  And that’s Elizabeth Warren’s central problem.

She is, without a doubt the least relatable candidate ever.

I never thought it was possible, but Liz makes Hillary Clinton look like a Woman of the People.

Like when Liz drank a beer on Instagram in order to seem relatable to the beer-drinking normals.  Her awkward “from the bottle” sip revealed a woman far more comfortable ensconced in a wine cave sipping a rare, vintage ’79 Armagnac with her fellow elitists than someone who ever cracks open a cold one.

Kasich eating a pizza with a knife and fork looks more relatable than Liz drinking straight from the bottle.

Elizabeth Warren tries to appear relatable by glomming on to whatever pop culture phenomenon is currently trending.

But when Liz does it, it looks all manner of ridiculous.

For Pete’s sake, she doesn’t even know what a friggin’ “selfie” is.

And the latest Operation Look Relatable from Team Warren? Well, as Yoda would put it, “Cringworthy, it is.” MORE

20 Comments on The least relatable candidate ever

  8. I may be exposing my position in society but I have no idea what ‘a rare, vintage ’79 Armagnac’ actually may be…..short of some high-browed, overly expensive grape squeezings.

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  9. She strikes me as that boring woman at work that nobody likes. Always butting in to tell you a doozy of story. Never lets someone finish what they are saying before interrupting them and then taking over the conversation. Eats alone because “people don’t get her” instead of people just don’t like her. Tries to be hip and use slang to make people laugh and still says “groovy” thinking it’s cute and still fits with the times.

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  10. “Relatable” is a strange concept. I don’t give a shit how you drink your beer, or eat a pizza. Do you make sense where you should make sense?

    Thomas Sowell makes sense whether he has a bigger afro or wears Shuron eyeglasses. William F. Buckley Jr. made sense no matter what type of pen he favored. Milton Friedman made sense. Casting back to the beginnings of the United States… a bunch of dudes who wore wigs. Men who told the truth. And a fair leavening of lying scum.

    Pop culture is a very narrow view of anything. A temporal fart in a small universe of Homburgs versus Derbys, fedoras versus no-hats, top hats against tricorns. What is eternal is truth. Facts.

    To sum up, I don’t give a tinker’s cuss for your pop culture. Just try to make some sense.

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  11. She puts me in mind of the awkward, likely asexual spinster everyone encounters in life. Has a massive, growing since she was a little girl, Troll Doll collection that she has willed to her 42 cats……13 of which are mummified in her chest freezer in the garage at the time of her passing, which won’t be discovered until neighbors begin to complain of an even worse smell than the ubiquitous cat pee odor they’ve endured for years. Her severely decomposed corpse partially consumed by the beloved feline beneficiaries.

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  12. …and yet if she’s the Dem candidate they will all scream at the sky when she’s beaten by DJT. Doesn’t matter if she’s relatable or not. Hillary’s tent tunics or Warren’s no boob cardigans=woman for President! SHE is the best candidate evah.
    🙄

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  14. She is a criminal that fraudulently misrepresented herself and stole a slot in the affirmative action world from someone that truly was a native American. She should be facing criminal charges, not running for the presidency!

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  15. She’s lied and cheated to become filthy rich. Now she is running for office to rule over a Socialist regime. Who get’s all the money in a Socialist regime? Can’t even believe one person is buying her shit.

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  19. Oh yeah pocohontas the corporate lawyer and harvard law profesdor who lied on her application and who lives in Cambridge … A real wymyn of the people … What a moron who does she think she is fooling. As genuine as a $3

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