Disney park guests reportedly pooping while waiting in long ride lines.
Some guests are reportedly unable to control their bowels while waiting hours in long lines at Disney theme parks.
“I am in the queue for [Rise of the Resistance at Disney World] – someone let their kid take a dump on the floor, and then they just walked out and left it- WTF?” one poster claimed on Reddit, according to news outlet SFGATE.
Another person claiming to be a park employee on the r/WaltDisneyWorld subreddit chimed in to verify the claim about the Star Wars-themed ride, writing, “For the sceptics [sic]… this actually happened. Fun fact: this was one of 3 s— related incidents at Rise [of the Resistance] today.” more
No surprise there, it’s a far cry from when Walt would not allow chewing gum because people would be stepping on it.
Down with the Disney turds!
“I am in the queue for [Rise of the Resistance at Disney World]”
…Disney Star Warz is shit anyway, so it’s exactly the themeing it deserves…
Mr. Turd’s Wild Ride.
Dumbo the Flying Effluent
It’s a Smell World
Anybody get the nationality of the (racism warning!!!!) kid/parents engaging in this action – bet they weren’t 1st world natives?
Give free access to the border – win stupid prizes!
Put leftards in charge of anything and it goes to shit. Anything whatsoever.
It was a log ride down a long maze of twists and turns by brown long cylindrical smelly turds down the ol Hershey chute. I do lot like large crowds so I would never stand in line that long for a few moments of cheap (expensive) thrills.
Swiss Family Shithouse
The Shitstormer
Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean
Rocket To Smears
(Illegal) Alien Swirling Shit Saucers
Ensharted Tiki Room
How many Winnie The Pooh jokes can we come up with?
Splatterhorn
Krappy River Rapids
Alice In Dookieland
Spaceshit Earth
Shit Mountain
Big Thunder Mug Mountain
Haunches Mansion
Videcrapolis
It’s a Smell World, after all…
“It’s A Third World After All …”
It’s a Smell World, after all…
Sorry Clown World; great minds…
Carousel Of Progturds
Captain EEW !!
Country Bear Schitt In The Woods Jamboree.
Diane Sawyer’s Epstein Island.
America The Booty’s Full.
Tar Nation Plaza
Great Senior Moments With Mr. Biden
And to think that the line-breakers used to piss me off. Weirdly enough one of the common line-breaker excuses was that they had to use the bathroom and their parents (or kids) were up ahead in the line. Hell, maybe they all weren’t lying. At least there where no line-shitters back then. So glad we’ve aged out of Disney World.
Friends, this is another attack on childhood innocence. The bastards have been deliberately, systematically and openly destroying every institution geared toward promoting healthy, joyous and fulfilling lives. I called it out when they were starting their campaign to infiltrate the Boy Scouts and it has been non stop for the last forty years what has been going on. It is each and every institution and they are not content to destroy them, they are hell bent on turning them into an engine of human sacrifice to to their Satanic master.
It is what it is and to concede good intentions to anyone who has IN ANY WAY supported them is unwarranted. It was totally recognizable for exactly what it was/is. If you haven’t actively opposed this YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLICIT.
Concrete Jungle Cruise
Swiss Welfare Family Nut House.
Monsanto’s Adventure Through Colorectal Space.
Rise of the Resistance is the #2 attraction at Disney
At least give ’em a free Cologuard® box to shit in!
1987, quarterback Phil Simms was paid to look into the camera and say the phrase, “I’m going to Disney World.”
Now it’s “I’m going to Disney Turd.” where they sell Poop Maps for $9.95!
Shart Tours
Great moments with Mr Lincoln’s Log
Too bad Disney doesn’t sue the color ticket system anymore. That would be a brown ticket ride.
Adventures of Peter Bed Pan
Tom Sewer’s Island
Hey, at least now New Orleans Square is more authentic.
The Streets Of San Francisco
Mad Pee Party
That’s what Disney gets for going woke and making itself a place only liberals will go.
Leftists ruin everything they touch.
Why were Christopher Robin and Eeyore looking in the toilet? They were looking for Pooh.
Mr. Load’s Wild Ride
Splat Mountain
…should be in the ‘Frozen’ que…
“Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and rip the back door
I don’t care what they’re going to say
Let the crap fly on
The smell never bothered me anyway”
“Let It Go”, Updated For A Modern Disney
“I want to shit like the people do
I want to see
want to see ’em crapping
Wiping away with that
Whadd’ya call ‘it? oh- TP
Flipping your fins you don’t escape your poop
Legs are required for squatting, stooling
Leaving a turd on a
What’s that word again? Street
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where it bakes all day in the sun
Pinching loaves loose
Wish I could deuce
Part of that world”
“Part Of Your World”, Updated For A Modern Disney
Should have moved Pedo to the front of the line.
Years ago someone waiting in line at a DMV took a dump on the floor. Because there wasn’t a janitor there they wouldn’t clean it up, so they just roped it off.
When you make lines THAT slow, and THAT long, yeah, yer gonna have toilet needs accidents.
So, wadda gonna do to fix it?
On the simple side, I’d suggest giving out a number tag when you get in the line. If you have to step out, you can get back in at the exact same place you left, no “line cutting”.
Another data point on why I’ll never go back to Disney ever again (40+ years ago).
I’ve seen security video of muzloid women in full robes standing against a wall.
When they move away there’s a full load where the idiot had been standing!
Tony R – That would be a Stinkin Lincoln Log!
♫♪ When you whiz into a jar
Makes no difference who you are
Everything you ate last night will come to pass
In your fart may be some steam
No expulsion too extreme
When you whiz into a jar
As lowlifes do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who squat
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing
Chocolate starfish holds the brown
Fate steps in, you hunker down
When you whiz into a jar
You dump right on the ground ♫♪
The Fecal Matter Horn.
Just put a portapotty at every line turnaround.
Problem solved!