Wapo: The Fix — and it seems much of Twitter — could not help but notice that Chris Christie showed up in Florida at Donald Trump’s faux Versailles — er, we mean Mar-a-Lago — and had some difficulties.
Technically, he was there to introduce a victorious Trump. Trump was prepared to talk about his big Super Tuesday wins — for a long time. Christie was less prepared to be standing behind Trump the entire time.
Christie, of course, dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Trump when his own campaign fell apart early last month. And, well, it’s not completely clear he has made peace with that.
“Donald Trump’s faux Versailles — er, we mean Mar-a-Lago”
Already WAPO starts with the snide shyte.
He’s just giving Christy some leash time before he turns him loose on Hilary
It’s not what going through his head, but more like what’s going through his bowel, that’s causing the expression.
What’s going through Christie’s head?
DO-NUTS, DO-NUTS, DO-NUTS!
He just learned that Ben Carson will be his VP choice.
Rush described Christie as looking like he was in a hostage video.
The agony of defeat.
🙂
What a stupid article.
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Um, did anyone notice that the reporter who put this piece together writes about “gender, race, immigration, and equality.”
Piffle.
“Trump’s faux Versailles …”
as opposed to
“Kay Graham’s faux Royal ass and Versailles?”
(I know she’s dead, but REALLY … all those maggots genuflected when entering her presence)
Nobody wants to play with the loser fat kid.
Christy is the ambassador to “hungry”.
The two progressive slobs deserve each other.
This is a hit piece with no substance.
Some people are physically uncomfortable and perhaps even in pain when standing for a long time without being able to shift their weight. If he shifted his weight a few times, the Cruz – Rubio coalition hit men would have had something to say.
Also, have any of you had to stand by someone giving a speech without having a prop? Probably not. It’s not easy unless you are young and in the service.
Thought bubble:
“… and after breakfast I had a donut and – no! wait, that was an eclair. yeah, an eclair. then a … “
Christie is just now coming to terms with what he has done. Kind of like Rubio and the Gang of Eight. If he wasn’t done before, he is now. Doesn’t matter what Trump promised him or if he gets it. He will forever be Trump’s lapdog. Poor Chrissie.
“wow, that is a world class comb-over…must spend hours working the gel. Reminds me of the linguini I had for lunch…now I’m hungry again.”
Big lunch. Fat man need go poop.