Meet The Most Portland Man in the World, a man who posts from his parents’ basement, talks about capitalism on his iPhone, and demands tolerance… loudly. This video is a parody of the classic Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials, a satirical look at modern hypocrisy, performative activism, and the absurdity of outrage culture. It’s all comedy and exaggeration, not meant to be taken seriously. If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll probably enjoy it. If you can’t… well, that’s kind of the point. 😉
h/t Brad.
Was just reading about cellers, too.
Ain’t that funny.
Sir, is not how one should ever have to address this loser. He ain’t no sir, not now, not ever, never. Addressing someone as sir is for respectable people and not for bums like this.
I think I saw that guy just this past weekend….or his doppleganger.
If this hasn’t already turned into a competition, it will.
The “beer flight” lol perfect. Sorry, but that’s an asinine concept to me. Never got into the craft beer fad. Just get a pitcher, poser.
And speaking of substance abuse, shouldn’t Rando Portlando be smoking something?
Maybe if someone bought him a cheeseburger…..
He looks like a vegan, bug-eating, asscrack sniffing(his own, and others’) miserable LOSER.
The race to the bottom is a spectator sport.
Anybody remember the TV show “Grim” (now in rerun on Comet cable)? Dealt with a cop who had the power to see these weird creatures (wesen) who were involved in crimes. It was based in Portland, which lent to a running gag that whenever someone would question why one of these crimes took place, someone always answered “Hey, it’s Portland”. ;^)
Looks like Mommy needs to lock up her Easter Egg Dies plus FORCE FEED him at least once per day.
@Jimbo: The wife and I LOVE “Grimm”!
Pretty sure he was on the Budweiser BOD at one time…
scott wiener’s bro.?
The left built an army of pathetic narcissists (while the gop slept, enriched themselves, and otherwise sold us and our country out). These chickens have come home to roost. Nothing but education, the toughest love and tough prison terms for the violent among them will suffice to save our freedom.
I instantly saw Roger Waters.
They must share the same brain cell.