23 Comments on The Perfect Horn for Southern Drivers
Have they got a USB-powered model? I’d be going through some batteries real quick lol
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I love it. So many times I just want to get the guy in front of me going, but my horn is too loud, so I don’t use it. I just nudge him with my pick up.
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PJ, you’d be amazed how many people can lip-read “The light is green, idiot” from their rear-view mirrors.
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Will they have a New York version?
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Funny but, you’ll need something more brash in Knoxville, TN. We have the market cornered on idiotic drivers.
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@Bayouwulf – And when your idiots descend into
senile dementia, you send them to Sarasota County!
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@Uncle Al, they don’t seem to want to leave here. I’d be happy with a return to point of origin.
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Boston version: “Hey reetaahd, move ya f^&*in Caaahhh !”
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A 4-way stop is no place to be polite.
It’s a place to fallow the rules.
Mass confusion = a 4-way stop in Kansas.
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Freightliner horn for dumb asses driving too slow. Diesel locomotive horn for bicyclists.
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A train horn would be nice.
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HEY! FRANK BASS!…..I have to drive 30 miles to see a 4 way stop sign…
I’m pretty excited to see an actual stoplight today….Are they still red, yellow and green?….
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It’s amazing here in Indiana how smoothly traffic flows if the stoplights are out. Everyone takes their turn and moves. When civil defense or LEOs take to directing the traffic flow, everyone sits like bumps on a log and traffic gets stymied.
I think there is a “traffic light mentality” that tells people to look at their text messages and get distracted.
@ Third twin, me thinks the idiots see the mouthing sooner than the light change because most people look up to their rear view before the light. It’s a faster move with their eyes from the direction of their cell phones. Or, it’s the “voodo” of our ” pissedoffedness” awakening them.. 🙂
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Gunshot simulator works like magic. They get out of your way super fast.
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You realize of course that happy honker sound a lot like happy hooker.
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Sometimes I want one of those train horns. I can get really impatient when driving.
But, I must say, after moving to small-town Michigan, I’m losing my big city traffic ‘edge’. Guess it isn’t that bad to be polite.
Edit: judgeroybean and Poor Lazlo, didn’t see your comments before I commented. GMTA, ya know!
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oops, Plaon Jane be me. PJ or Plain Jane
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@ Organgriner
LOLOLOL
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@ Claudia
When our daughter lived in Seattle and I visited her, she had G-force face when driving. I was terrified with her driving. When she came home, to visit, no G-force face. Now she lives in a MO area where 90% of driving is interstate, but her G-force face hasn’t returned.
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My old diesel ranger has dixie horn it worka every time
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Will it wake up RBG?
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me ^^^
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I had a train horn when I was just out of high school, hooked it up to an old freon can and a valve. It was great fun, while it lasted. The judge let us off with a stern warning, but only if we would go to the City shops and cut the horn into pieces with a chop saw.
Have they got a USB-powered model? I’d be going through some batteries real quick lol
I love it. So many times I just want to get the guy in front of me going, but my horn is too loud, so I don’t use it. I just nudge him with my pick up.
PJ, you’d be amazed how many people can lip-read “The light is green, idiot” from their rear-view mirrors.
Will they have a New York version?
Funny but, you’ll need something more brash in Knoxville, TN. We have the market cornered on idiotic drivers.
@Bayouwulf – And when your idiots descend into
senile dementia, you send them to Sarasota County!
@Uncle Al, they don’t seem to want to leave here. I’d be happy with a return to point of origin.
Boston version: “Hey reetaahd, move ya f^&*in Caaahhh !”
A 4-way stop is no place to be polite.
It’s a place to fallow the rules.
Mass confusion = a 4-way stop in Kansas.
Freightliner horn for dumb asses driving too slow. Diesel locomotive horn for bicyclists.
A train horn would be nice.
HEY! FRANK BASS!…..I have to drive 30 miles to see a 4 way stop sign…
I’m pretty excited to see an actual stoplight today….Are they still red, yellow and green?….
It’s amazing here in Indiana how smoothly traffic flows if the stoplights are out. Everyone takes their turn and moves. When civil defense or LEOs take to directing the traffic flow, everyone sits like bumps on a log and traffic gets stymied.
I think there is a “traffic light mentality” that tells people to look at their text messages and get distracted.
@ Third twin, me thinks the idiots see the mouthing sooner than the light change because most people look up to their rear view before the light. It’s a faster move with their eyes from the direction of their cell phones. Or, it’s the “voodo” of our ” pissedoffedness” awakening them.. 🙂
Gunshot simulator works like magic. They get out of your way super fast.
You realize of course that happy honker sound a lot like happy hooker.
Sometimes I want one of those train horns. I can get really impatient when driving.
But, I must say, after moving to small-town Michigan, I’m losing my big city traffic ‘edge’. Guess it isn’t that bad to be polite.
Edit: judgeroybean and Poor Lazlo, didn’t see your comments before I commented. GMTA, ya know!
oops, Plaon Jane be me. PJ or Plain Jane
@ Organgriner
LOLOLOL
@ Claudia
When our daughter lived in Seattle and I visited her, she had G-force face when driving. I was terrified with her driving. When she came home, to visit, no G-force face. Now she lives in a MO area where 90% of driving is interstate, but her G-force face hasn’t returned.
My old diesel ranger has dixie horn it worka every time
Will it wake up RBG?
me ^^^
I had a train horn when I was just out of high school, hooked it up to an old freon can and a valve. It was great fun, while it lasted. The judge let us off with a stern warning, but only if we would go to the City shops and cut the horn into pieces with a chop saw.