OC: If you’re too busy or squeamish to pick up after your dog, you’re going to love this new smartphone app that connects you to someone willing to do it for you, for a fee.
A service that allows you to call someone to pick up your dog’s poop sounds unreal, which is probably why the announcement of Pooper has been met with skepticism. Articles claiming that the app is most likely fake have prompted the creators of Pooper to issue a statement saying that their service is real, but they are fine with all the doubts as long as it spreads the word and attracts more investors.
We need a pick-up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…STAT!
Can we crowdsource?
“Who ya gonna call?
TURDBUSTERS!”
😛
If I had a dog I’d probably just get a bunch of official-looking cards made up that fit in those little plastic holders that lawn treatment companies use when they’ve sprayed your lawn. They’d say:
Uncle Al, check your inbox.
You were just awarded a 6.2 million dollar grant.
The pooper app is sponsored by Brown 25. It’s from one of the fake parody ads from the 70’s movie The Groove Tube.
fake parody ad? I was gonna submit and application. It’s sorta like a communications position in the slave-house
Too busy or squeamish to pick up after your own dog? Time to give up your dog.
Hey look everybody, I gotta discount coupon for one turd off!
They better vet these ‘independent contractors’, I don’t want some asshole using a chipping wedge to relocate the turds to the neighboring rooftops.
That’s why you want to avoid any outfits called Poop Flingers.