KFI: Yesterday a man was arrested on suspicion of robbery, but that’s not why his story is making the rounds.
It turns out he’s a fitness model from Solana Beach. He’s probably got a good life, so why is he out stealing stuff?
David Byers took cops on a wild car-and-foot chase in San Diego yesterday, after he allegedly robbed the same Riverside Chase bank twice and one Cos Cob Citco gas station in Connecticut.
He also managed to evade police in New York, Pennsylvania, and Arizona.
If you like your bike, you can keep your bike.
Unless you’re in prison. Then Mike keeps you.
Moron.
Should have started a not for profit Foundation to help the poor of the world or a Political Action Committee to resist, then you can steal as much as you want and never face indictment.
I’ll take a wild guess that his Issues are not about money.
And tattoo ink all over his butt? Man that’s just gross.
“It turns out he’s a fitness model from Solana Beach.”
Well he’s obiviously not a mental fitness model.
As much as I like my bike, I’d rather sleep with my dog.
Put your **** in the tailpipe, and let me start the engine…
I bet he can suck start it
That’s what I’m thinking Frank.
He was being oppressed or some shit also.