NotTheBee: Russian oligarch Vladimir Marugov, known as “The Sausage King” because he owned some of the largest meat processing plants in Russia, was murdered today in a sauna at his countryside estate outside Moscow by masked assailants who shot him to death with a crossbow. more here
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Sausage on a stick?
Ouch!
Vlad isn’t doing the radiation poisoning thing anymore?
I hope he got the point.
Great. Now I want a chili dog.
Are you sure it wasn’t a kielbasa katana?….
Marugov didn’t kielbasa himself.
Damn ruskie stole my nickname.
Wait What!…. undoutebly ar47s are not allowed in russia…..
Those “sausage” kings must go!
RIP Vladimir Marugov…. God speed!
‘“The Sausage King” was murdered with a crossbow’
…so, he’s a shish kebab now?
…what, too soon?
RIP then I guess, probably Russian Mafia guy I never heard of before today, and I bet no one else here did, either…
(At 1:18)
https://youtu.be/ntC0xJo2bSU
I very recently became familiar with crossbows. I harvested my first whitetail deer two weeks ago with one. I was amazed at the accuracy and lethality of it. The deer expired very quickly. The smoked sausage will be ready tomorrow.
Live by the sausage, die by a crossbow, as I’ve always said.
…This must be what happens when Cupid hits you in 2020…
what’s w/ everyone going Medieval?
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-quebec-halloween-medieval-stab-20201101-fmsxarghz5g4rg624rcvjwbj44-story.html
Radioactive tea, exotic nerve agents, crossbows. Those Russians are nothing if not creative.
If it had happened in Vienna he would’ve been Vienna sausage.
Nohin’ but love for this guy. Ex wife hired some thugs who tied him up and then shot him all dungeons and dragons style.
Sad.
must be the new Russian ‘Clue’ game …
“the Sausage King was murdered in the sauna w/ a crossbow”
Guns don’t kill people; people kill people.
And if you take away people’s guns, they kill people with crossbows.
The Original Sausage King, my Petey B, not only shot an arrow straight through my heart but he also shot an arrow straight up my unbleached elastic starfish!
If he shot himself in the back of the head twice you know he graduated from the Bill n Hillary Witness Elimination Academy of Arkancide.
…could be a worse end for a Sausage King…
https://youtu.be/3b9k1mqlF6Q
…and, if you want to know what the end result of all THAT was, well…
https://youtu.be/bxzQ1MEhzUg
…yep, could be worse indeed…
^^^ Agreed, it’s probably not the wurst.
@Brad
Archery Baby! Like I’ve been saying.
I miss my sig, colts, S&W’s, but they can have bows when they pry them from my cold dead hands!
@Chasten
You asshole! Now I have to wipe the beer of my screen.
Kcir
Yea, I’m a Bow Hunter. Mathews. Catch us if you can. Missed deer season this year. Nothing but glass, spot, stalk out in the west. Mulies up high. .
@MA
You go medieval when ya got no cordite etc.
W e l l D o n e
I thought Abe Froman of Chicago was the Sausage King. That Russian must be an imposter.
I don’t know about sausage king, but Joe Biden is Sofa King. Sofa King Stupid.
I have an Excalibur 355 Matrix. It is not a bad crossbow. It would not be that hard to put an arrow through a man’s vitals from a buck fifty if you had a good rest to shoot from. That being said, it impresses me as a rather odd choice of weaponry.
I have shot a few deer with it, but prefer to hunt with my compound bow.
What’s with Ruskis and saunas? Always a hit when your in the buff. Sounds like the fat mafia strikes again.
Ammo shortage? Oh yeah, Americans are buying it all up…
Finally:
West – Robin Hood invented centuries ego.
East – Red Hood just started, better late than never.
Free sausage anyone ?
😉
Instead of Vlad the Impaler. (I think mostly of invading muzzies)
Vladimir Marugov became Vlad the Impaled.
Not to make light of the murder. I know noting about Vladimir Marugov. He may have been a decent hard working man that did not deserve that fate. Or maybe not.
Steamed meat on a stick going out of business sale
https://deaddeath.com/death/vladimir-marugov-death-obituary-vladimir-marugov-dead/ .
https://opoyi.com/russias-sausage-king-murdered-with-a-crossbow .
The lesson here is never make a bow angry…