NASA Is Offering $30,000 to Whoever Solves the Problem of Pooping in Space.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! But what if you’re in space, stuck in a spacesuit for hours on end, even days? The current solution is the good ol’ diaper, but NASA is looking for something better, and is offering a prize of up to $30,000 to whoever comes up with the best idea.
Astronauts have access to some of the world’s most advanced technologies, but when it comes to human waste management, they rely on a diaper. NASA spacecrafts do feature more advanced waste systems, but they can only be used when the astronauts aren’t wearing their space suits. read more
Space is a vacuum. Vacuum tube to butt hole. Pelosi and Biden head filler on the way.
I suppose it would have to be something invasive. Perhaps surgically installed and removed.
Wasn’t hollywood using poop-eating gerbils tubed into position to solve this problem for their male actors.
Why is this new news? Bathroom issues have been pjcart of NASA since the get-go.
Humming the Brady Bunch theme and duct tape always worked for me…
Platform Space shoes with poop cavities beneath their feet. We can call them shit kickers.
pjcart? PART.
It’s quite simple, like everything else NASA does, just run it through the CGI machine
It’s the gubment, yer ass will hurt no matter
what the solution is.
It’s simple, stop eating….no food= no shit.
Ask the alien abductees. The anal probes they endured had to have been done for a purpose.
JC Lady….pjcart is the sound that poop makes in the vacuum of space….
Isn’t “The Space Poop Challenge” just NASA-speak for “Muslim Outreach?”
If NASA takes the “Muslim Outreach” approach you know that it will be a left handed attempt to find a way to take a poop in space. Never trust a Muzzie with an outstretched left hand, you’ll get shit all over yourself.
Hey look there’s a couple of Baby Ruth’s floating around in space!
No, it’s a Zagnut. No, it’s an O’Henry. No, it’s a Payday!
They should just build the spaceship big enough to have a bathroom in it. Not sure about the gravity thing, but some combination of plastic bags and baby wipes should do the job.
I suddenly understand the line from the original Star Trek Series
“To go where no Man has gone before”
I tried to think of something, because I need the money. But I think they are just shit out of luck.
Unruly, you can have my Space Platform Shit Kicker Moon Boot idea. It’s a winner. Roll with it brother.
You mean they can’t just use ass gaskets?