A Seaman Ingested 35 Knives. This Is What Transpired In His Gut.
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The true story of a rowdy sailor who ate 35 knives in order to entertain his shipmates
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I have never been drunk enough to do something that stupid, mainly because too much liqueur makes my clothes fall off.
May I have your PH# Dio ???
This gives a true meaning to the phrase “Having A Cast Iron Gut”.
I am staying out of this thread. Nothing but trouble here.
What do you do with a drunken sailor so early in the morning? All the results of his bowel movements ended up as being poop knives. What a way to end by saying “Stay sharp.”
He seems like a sharp fellow, maybe he was using cutting edge tech to cure anemia. Get the point?
“A Seaman Ingested 35 Knives.”
Pfft. Kamala Harris once ingested 35 semen.
…According to Willie, anyway.
😉
So when time at sea gets dull, the sharp witted sailor comes up with a cutting edge form of entertainment to cut up his fellow shipmates. Fun no matter how you slice it.
I know a guy who must have been eating straw and mud. He told me he shit a brick.
See? That’s why I am staying out of this.
This poor drunken sailor should’ve been part of a sideshow act at a carnival billed as the human knife swallower. Vietvet, that’s still one of the oldest and still funniest jokes about Seaman ever. Since I was in a Fighter Squadron I was an Airman but the Navy sure deposited a lot of semen in Pubic Bay (Subic Bay) in the Philippines and other ports of call thru out the Western Pacific. JDHasty, if he ate a pussy he must’ve been shitting kittens.
Do you know why they call Camels ships of the desert? Because they are full of Iranian Seaman,
I wasn’t gonna post this, but.
An old National Lampoon cartoon was the story about dead homosexual sailors on a ghost ship. One of the last lines was “Soon the goblin seamen will be gobblin’ semen.”
I think it was in the “Gay Issue.”
GO NAVY!
I ate two pieces of string, they came out tied together.
I shit you knot.
Ah, come on man! Cut it out!!
Buoy-oh-Bowie! What a hard Case. Was his nickname Kris?
Is that guy related to hunter biden? He also shrugs and says, okay, to everything.
So the knife nosher originated the statement of acceptance to a challenge with, “Hold my grog.”
How do they separate the men from the boys in the Greek Navy?
With crowbars.
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
He’s a real cut-up!
…all I got is this…
https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw
That sailor’s performance may be overshadowed by the guy who cut up and ate an entire bicycle.
“Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash” get boring after a while.
(I guess)
izlamo delenda est …