The Washington Snowflakes

31 Comments on The Washington Snowflakes

1. The Washington Trough Pigs to honor the political members of that city.

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2. My favorite is the” antagonistic amoebas”. Amoebas are a one celled creature with no spine, apparently the Redskins don’t have one either.

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3. The Injuns, The Ticket Scalpers, CherRonnieMoe, RLM, The Apology Tour, Meknee guys, Ballgays, Running Bares, Sioux Whitey, No Reservations or The Custard Stand…

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4. Skip to halfway, pretty funny after that.

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5. The Hemorrhoids

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6. The Caucasian’s

   https://www.instagram.com/p/CCv4rwlA–U/?igshid=uclpdxslez66

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7. Pro sports all have the same name these days: Negro daycare.

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8. The Cowards.

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9. The Federal Tit-Sucking Parasites!

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10. The Retards.

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11. The traitors.

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12. The Mentally Ill.

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13. The Washington Washing Machines.

    Why? Why not.

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14. The Borg.

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15. The DC Foreskins
    If they play well, they can get a head.

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16. The Bendovers

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17. LCD- It was awesome.
    “I can’t believe they just took someone’s land like that!!!”

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18. Washington Comets

    “Get your ice cold beer! Peanuts! Pizza, hotdogs, right here!”

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19. Just have some undecipherable symbol for a name like Prince did several years ago. That can serve as the logo, and the fans and announcers can call them anything they want.

    Except running monkeys. Howard Cosell already tried that several years ago and it didn’t end well.

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20. Washington Thinskins

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21. I still like ‘The Mighty Whities”

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22. Everywhere we go
    Everyone: Everywhere we go
    L: People wanna know
    E: People wanna know
    L: Who we are
    E: Who we are
    L: And where we come from
    E: And where we come from
    L: So we tell them
    E: So we tell them
    L: We are the appeasers
    E: The mighty mighty appeasers

    (Best performed by gays, lesbians, and mighty mighty transvestites)

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23. WAIT! wasn’t it announced a few years ago that the patent office told them that they would not renew their trademark??? It is the Government’s fault….. fukcing government is NOT your friend.

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24. The Washington Social Warriors

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25. Why take on another name….Why not just throw in the towel??

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26. How about calling them, the team formally known as the Redskins.

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27. @Wyatt

    That’s a great idea. If the owner really wanted to thumb his nose at the NFL, he should do exactly that. Find a math or science symbol, or design a completely new one, and go with it.

    But that would take a lot more guts than I think he has.

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28. I’ve got it. The Washington Soixante-Neufers.

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29. How about the Washington Woke or in honor for the sty known as The View the Washington Squealing Oinkers.

30. Keep the name, just change the logo to a redskin potato.

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31. The Washington Democrats and the logo is a Donkey squatting on the map of the country while taking a dump.

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