OMG!!! Can we do that? Or maybe, wine infused ices, frozen wines scooped like ice cream. That little wine truck would do a yuuuuge business in my neighborhood.
I remember half a century ago when the Ice Cream Truck guy over in the next neighborhood got busted for selling weed out of his freezer compartment.
I heard that Chick fil-A is going to start home deliveries. Maybe a chicken sandwich with some wine?
Good idea!
Remember kids, when the truck is playing the music it means it’s all out of wine!
Great idea. Now try doing it. You can’t even open a lemonade stand anymore.
I GOT DIBS ON THE
“GOOD BEER HUMOR” TRUCK!
Make that Italian wine and I’m there!
Lady, I love the way you think!
Why not a hookers and cocaine truck?
An Hispanic friend of mine said they had a goat truck where he grew up. Driving around selling roasted goat.
I’ll be a variation of that would go well in Dearborn.
I don’t drink wine but I’m guessing wine from a truck would be the best there is.
Good wine is at least. $50 a bottle.
I think they already have that in most inner-cities
I’d be all in for a Bloody Mary truck, myself.
Lots of vitamins in that tomato juice!
we already have a whinemobile
….it’s the one that we pay for that Obama rides around in
just like at the stadium ….. “Cold Beer here! Cold Beer!”
….maybe playing some German oompa band music … I can’t take too much of that Frenchie accordion music anyhow
Wine? What the hell is that? Maybe a beer truck, with bratwurst, and “wine coolers” for the gals and beta males (well, they’re women anyways…), or maybe Lambrusco, Wild Irish Rose, or Night Train for those folks if they demand the “pure quill.”
I guess I’m just not that into wine. I do have a taste for it, but that usually involves braising or reduction.
You would make a fortune selling live goats in Dearbornistan.
Czar ….. that song brings back great mammories memories ….. back sometime in the 80’s (???) me & an old friend of mine taught that song to a group of topless lesbians during Mardi Gras in New Orleans … we went around the Quarter singing it ….Good times (& I have no idea why we choose that song)
seriously …. got it on tape! (the only way I could remember it …. lol)
I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
Oh my my, I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby
I got good merlot, and pinot noir
All flavors and shiraz too
I’m your wine bottle man, baby, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
~apologies to Van Halen
Let’s put a cork in all this w(h)ining and just make it a booze truck. Beer, wine, whisky, that truck should have it all!
Is this a recent Trump speech?!
Lately the Whine Truck has a regular schedule. Hoards of Whinos run out to find something else to Whine About. Mostly the truck hands out PC Whining Points.
My wife and I did better than that. We just told the kid it was a music truck. All it did was drive around playing music for people. Worked too, until some a-hole down the block bought ice cream for her and his kid and blew our cover. Jerk.
Single malt scotch truck, maybe?
OMG!!! Can we do that? Or maybe, wine infused ices, frozen wines scooped like ice cream. That little wine truck would do a yuuuuge business in my neighborhood.
I remember half a century ago when the Ice Cream Truck guy over in the next neighborhood got busted for selling weed out of his freezer compartment.
I heard that Chick fil-A is going to start home deliveries. Maybe a chicken sandwich with some wine?
Good idea!
Remember kids, when the truck is playing the music it means it’s all out of wine!
Great idea. Now try doing it. You can’t even open a lemonade stand anymore.
I GOT DIBS ON THE
“GOOD BEER HUMOR” TRUCK!
Make that Italian wine and I’m there!
Lady, I love the way you think!
Why not a hookers and cocaine truck?
An Hispanic friend of mine said they had a goat truck where he grew up. Driving around selling roasted goat.
I’ll be a variation of that would go well in Dearborn.
I don’t drink wine but I’m guessing wine from a truck would be the best there is.
Good wine is at least. $50 a bottle.
I think they already have that in most inner-cities
I’d be all in for a Bloody Mary truck, myself.
Lots of vitamins in that tomato juice!
we already have a whinemobile
….it’s the one that we pay for that Obama rides around in
just like at the stadium ….. “Cold Beer here! Cold Beer!”
….maybe playing some German oompa band music … I can’t take too much of that Frenchie accordion music anyhow
http://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/10/13/wow-and-i-thought-wine-in-a-box-was-good-value-cement-mixer-truck-with-wine-written-on-the-sude-1444775319.jpg
Wine? What the hell is that? Maybe a beer truck, with bratwurst, and “wine coolers” for the gals and beta males (well, they’re women anyways…), or maybe Lambrusco, Wild Irish Rose, or Night Train for those folks if they demand the “pure quill.”
I guess I’m just not that into wine. I do have a taste for it, but that usually involves braising or reduction.
TO ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMVFL1yAw9E
I can’t hear you…SING LOUDER!
That’s SO 2015….
There is a reason they call you John.
You would make a fortune selling live goats in Dearbornistan.
Czar ….. that song brings back great
mammoriesmemories ….. back sometime in the 80’s (???) me & an old friend of mine taught that song to a group of topless lesbians during Mardi Gras in New Orleans … we went around the Quarter singing it ….Good times (& I have no idea why we choose that song)seriously …. got it on tape! (the only way I could remember it …. lol)
I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
Oh my my, I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby
I got good merlot, and pinot noir
All flavors and shiraz too
I’m your wine bottle man, baby, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
~apologies to Van Halen
Let’s put a cork in all this w(h)ining and just make it a booze truck. Beer, wine, whisky, that truck should have it all!
Is this a recent Trump speech?!
Lately the Whine Truck has a regular schedule. Hoards of Whinos run out to find something else to Whine About. Mostly the truck hands out PC Whining Points.
My wife and I did better than that. We just told the kid it was a music truck. All it did was drive around playing music for people. Worked too, until some a-hole down the block bought ice cream for her and his kid and blew our cover. Jerk.
🙂