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The Wine Truck Is Here!!!

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29 Comments on The Wine Truck Is Here!!!

  1. I remember half a century ago when the Ice Cream Truck guy over in the next neighborhood got busted for selling weed out of his freezer compartment.

    I heard that Chick fil-A is going to start home deliveries. Maybe a chicken sandwich with some wine?

  2. just like at the stadium ….. “Cold Beer here! Cold Beer!”

    ….maybe playing some German oompa band music … I can’t take too much of that Frenchie accordion music anyhow

  3. Wine? What the hell is that? Maybe a beer truck, with bratwurst, and “wine coolers” for the gals and beta males (well, they’re women anyways…), or maybe Lambrusco, Wild Irish Rose, or Night Train for those folks if they demand the “pure quill.”

  4. Czar ….. that song brings back great mammories memories ….. back sometime in the 80’s (???) me & an old friend of mine taught that song to a group of topless lesbians during Mardi Gras in New Orleans … we went around the Quarter singing it ….Good times (& I have no idea why we choose that song)
    seriously …. got it on tape! (the only way I could remember it …. lol)

  5. I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
    Oh my my, I’m your wine bottle man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Hold on a second baby
    I got good merlot, and pinot noir
    All flavors and shiraz too
    I’m your wine bottle man, baby, stop me when I’m passin’ by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

    ~apologies to Van Halen

  6. My wife and I did better than that. We just told the kid it was a music truck. All it did was drive around playing music for people. Worked too, until some a-hole down the block bought ice cream for her and his kid and blew our cover. Jerk.

    🙂

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