THE WUSSYPANTS GOP ESTABLISHMENT WILL NOT ALLOW A CONSERVATIVE SPEAKER – IOTW Report

THE WUSSYPANTS GOP ESTABLISHMENT WILL NOT ALLOW A CONSERVATIVE SPEAKER

AWD: Oh, to be a drone on the wall of Speaker Boo Hoo’s office during his marathon calls with Nancy Pelosi and Turtle Man over in the Senate!

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Kevin McCarthy, the hand-picked Establishment wussypant to replace the Man of Kleenex has dropped out of consideration for the Speaker’s chair. Since a politician would rather eat the spleen of their newborn grandchild than turn down more power, we must assume McCarthy didn’t have the votes.

Those @#&* Teabaggers and their @#&* conservative Freedom Caucus congressmen just won’t sit back and sell out their constituents the way that Republican leadership does! Don’t they realize how things are done (or not done?) in Washington? Well, it’s pretty simple.

Rule #1. Everybody is a Democrat. Oh sure, the Republicans are allowed to stomp and blow snot on the floors of Congress during meaningless speeches but it’s nothing more than political pro ‘rasslin. Just talk the talk and the SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters) back home will send you back for generations until we ship your ass home in a casket. You can vote the way your constituents vote when your vote doesn’t matter. We understand that. But, on those hard votes, you’ll vote our way or look forward to a well-funded challenger or being redistricted out of office.

Right, Jeb Hensarling? I see you’re still in Congress. And in Republican Leadership now.
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9 Comments on THE WUSSYPANTS GOP ESTABLISHMENT WILL NOT ALLOW A CONSERVATIVE SPEAKER

  1. McCarthy had to step down because he was boning Renee Ellmers. The two may end up resigning too.

    Which makes me think of a joke.

    Q: What happened when Kevin McCarthy pulled out?
    A: Renee Ellmers lit up a cigarette.

    She is kind of a MILF though.

  2. If THIS* doesn’t make clear to the average American why the GOP must be destroyed, NOTHING will.

    * In addition, now Boehner says he’ll stay on as Speaker until a “replacement” (read: CLONE) is found.

  3. New day, same old shit! I am sick and tired of weenie, gutless, cowardly republicrats and the establishment way of doing nothing while trying to fool us their base into thinking otherwise. Screw the status quo and these do nothings. All they’re going to do is to piss us off further in order that we give up and say the hell with it. But I won’t be deterred, my trust is in God and not man and neither republicrats or democraps which to me are one and the same pretty much anymore. I’ll vote for the man or woman who I believe can do the best job as President and not their designated losers any more

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