Actor Kevin Spacey has been charged in connection with an allegation that he sexually abused an 18-year-old boy at a Nantucket, Massachusetts, bar more than two years ago, the local district attorney said on Monday.
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I think pacey is just the first one to go. Something tells me there’s more to come.
Think Allison Mack.
Wait a doggone minute! He may very well be a creep, but if an 18 year old “boy” was accused of mayhem, we would all say; “18 ain’t no boy, that’s a full growd man…”
just sayin’, not defendin’
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
There was once a man from Nantucket . . .
There once was a ham in Nantucket
Who needed a very large bucket
to carry his ego,
his id, and libido,
but in prison he’ll wish he had chucked it.
There once was an actor from Nantucket
He saw a boy’s ass and wanted to fuck it
Spacey got him real wasted
And his buns he abused and lambasted
And then Kevin grabbed his weiner to suck it!
Sorry. Merry Christmas!
There once were many a commentor mocking
On Christmas Eve no less shocking
They chortled and grinned and creatively sinned
And They all got Coal in Their Stockings
Merry Christmas
OK youse guys . . .
There once was a guy from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin with cum on his chin
If my ear was a c*nt, I could f*ck it.
Don’t ask. Heard this very long ago. I survived. No snowflake here.
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@Ramona – I scandalized a roomful of old people (I’m not exactly young myself) with my entry in a limerick contest. There were a lot of gasps at the first line, meaning they all knew the original quite well!
When I was done, they were laughing heartily, as the subject matter is a familiar one among geezers!
@Uncle Al Excellent!