Diogenes’ Middle Finger: England would be a wonderful place if it weren’t for the British who hang out there. I very much dislike all that King & Queen stuff, and Vice just gave me another reason to make sure I always vacation elsewhere… GO SEE IT.
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Jeff Goldblum? Really? Blech.
“I’m fairly alarmed”.
Somewhere, the person or people responsible for this are laughing long and loud. At the Brits.
Nah, the face looks more like Johnny Cash circa 1970.
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Why is his arm off the ground?
That’s a cute pug!
W/o going to article, I’m gonna guess it’s supposed to Tom Jones. Done by Chinese artists to cut cost.
E.g. MLK: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/MLK_Memorial_NPS_photo.jpg/220px-MLK_Memorial_NPS_photo.jpg
I don’t know who it is. But he looks like a Liberal dork.
Kill it with fire
“Why is his arm off the ground?”
It’s a statue of Mayor Khan and his vanishing support?
Too bad it’s not a balloon. I guess all the British balloon makers were busy with other projects. That would look cool floating on the breeze.
“That’s one big pile of shit”
This is from a scene in the movie “Jurassic Park” when he got injured by the T-Rex. He was leaning on the back of the seat in a jeep to prop himself up but the person who did this sculpture didn’t include it. Stupid; and the quality of this thing is quite sub-par.
This is #22 of 45 Communist Goals for Taking Over America:
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to “eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms.”
http://gulagbound.com/37055/the-communist-takeover-of-america-45-declared-goals/
It’s half as bad as it could be
Same quality as the old Paul Bunyan statue up in Brainerd, MN, I wonder if it talks to the kids like that one did.
Is there a similar statue of David Hasselhoff in Berlin?
Nah, Hasselhoff’s big in Japan.
Thanks, Claudia.
“Nah, Hasselhoff’s big in Japan.”
Pfft! I have a shirt that says: I’m huge in Japan.
It’s not wrong. 🙂
lolz
“Nah, Hasselhoff’s big in Japan.”
One vacation on Maui we stayed at the same resort as Hasselhoff. I was lifting at the Resort gym one morning. Me and a pretty dang serious female lifter. In walks Hasselhoff entourage. They asked us to leave. We both replied Fxck You. A couple minutes later in walks Hasselhoff. The dudes a bean poll. I’m freaken serious. He could get a job cleaning out rain gutter down spouts on your house. The camera adds a lot more than 15 pounds.
The old Muffler Man statues look more realistic than that.
Randy’s Donuts statue is much better.
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