They Seem Nice… – IOTW Report

They Seem Nice…

Two Arrested After Stabbing, 5 Hour Standoff; Victim In Critical Condition.

Breaking 911: ASHEVILLE, NC — At 3:40 a.m. Wednesday, the Asheville Police Department (APD) received a report of a stabbing at 15 Woodfin Street. Upon arrival officers located a victim suffering from life threatening injuries as a result of stab wounds. The victim was transported to Mission

Hospital for treatment. They are currently in critical condition.

After investigation APD identified a suspect who was found barricaded in an apartment at 15 Woodfin Street. APD has cleared the surrounding apartments out of precaution. read more

40 Comments on They Seem Nice…

  1. “The victim was transported to Mission Hospital for treatment. They are currently in critical condition.”

    “They”……..Is that a personal pronoun, or just a typical, grammatically-challenged journo? Probably both.

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  2. That thing on the left was a woman?
    I thought it was a fat marshmallow basement dwelling male FFS.
    I seriously never would have guessed that unless I read the article.

    Could it be that we are all wrong about Big Mike?

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  3. What the hell is wrong with the self-preservation senses of anyone who would allow either of those two within 15’, let alone knife distance?

    @PHenry, I think the two are botched abortion survivors.

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  4. Am I the only one here who wonders what the sperm and egg donor of those two look like? Ever wonder how they reached this point in their life, and what motivated the fat one to make himself uglier than he already is? I wonder about what happened to them mentally – besides drugs.

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  5. There’s something not right about those two, I can’t put my finger on it?
    There are very few jobs they could get, pretty sure most would be at the back of a dark alley, me thinks.

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  6. This is why you train for forehead shots – at 15 feet a thorax shot is for blind guys.

    (just writin shit – don’t know squat about it – tryin to be funny)

    izlamo delenda est …

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