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Any nervous passengers on board?

h/t Rick.

19 Comments on Things I See On The Internet

  1. Now that’s funny.

    For someone to cry foul about his un pc attire, would that someone have to be able to see him themselves to be insulted? If that someone saw him, then they aren’t legitimately aggrieved because they could see him. Conundrum for the snowflakes.

  2. Like to see a pilot with a suicide vest on flight from Dearborn to Seattle. Let’s see if the PC passengers speak up or sit silent in their urine soaked seats.

  3. It’s usually the best pilots with the most confidence who pull off stunts like this. Gotta love guys like humble guys like this with a great sense of humor. Man, I feel for Air Force Commanders who are going to be faced with recalled pilots. They’re going to wish they only had to deal with guys like this.

  4. My brother was an Air Force pilot. He flew everything from P-47s to B-57s during a 25-year career in the service. Said he probably logged more time in a Gooney Bird (C-47, or DC-3 if you’re a civilian) than anything else, though.

    Anyway, when he and his co-pilot were transporting a bunch of GIs someplace or another, they would occasionally have some fun as they walked by the passengers on their way up to the front of the plane. He’d turn to the other pilot and say, “You know, I’ve never flown one of these things before – have you?” And the other guy would say, “No, I haven’t been checked out on this aircraft either. I just assumed you had.”

    Then they would enter the cockpit and proceed with the takeoff.

    😉

  5. I know a blind priest, was assigned to one of those modern ‘worship space’ churches and everyone figured it was because it has no steps and is totally accessible. I told him the truth: “Father, it’s the ugliest church in the diocese and the bishop figured you wouldn’t mind.”

  6. Remember how you could buy life insurance at the airport on your way to your flight?
    It was like $3 for $10,000 of accidental death insurance, and good for one day.
    This guy could sell planeloads of those policies.

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