72 Comments on Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sander’s prostate
The guy standing on the corner selling Rolexes for $20.
Barack Obama’s biographer
Barack Obama’s birth certificate
Any law enforcer who asks, “Would I lie to you?”
A text from Anthony Weiner
An unwrapped cigar from Bill Clinton
A cocktail called the “Bill Cosby”
Investment advice from the Magic 8-Ball.
A Muslim.
A freebee from a hooker.
A rattlesnake.
A rabid dog.
A Thai hooker named Bruce
Lucy holding that football…
A lit stick of dynamite with a very short fuse.
Dindu Nuffin’s mom telling me he was turning his life around.
Rosie O’Donell’s diet advice
A democrat offering to buy dinner.
That Big Mike was on his way to a college degree
A rattle snake with a “pet me” sign on it.
A parachute made out of toilet paper.
That the Hillary email flap is only a inter-agency dispute or a security review.
Wait…what?
That you can keep your doctor…
Plumbing by Larry, Curly and Mo.
Bernie Madoff’s investment schemes.
An Al Shartpton Tax Form
A fire extinguisher with a “100 Octane” sticker on it.
Home made Italian food from a guy named Stankowitz.
That newly-eligible Boy Scout Leader…
That big, green, plastic wrapped disk in the back of my fridge that is labeled “bologna”
Iran
ISIS
john gacy babysitting my boys
“It’s not loaded…”
Free ride from a stranger to an ATM in Mexico City.
Bernie Sander’s Economics 101 teacher
An expired condom
The IRS
Real Estate in Flint Michigan
chipolte grill
islamic daycare center with 50% discount for Christians and Jews.
Joe Biden winning ‘Jeopardy’
Black Lives Matter NOT blaming Whitey…
Sushi from Wal-Mart.
Used clothing from a leper.
A haircut by Stevie Wonder.
My daily shits.
“Of course they are real!”
Germany 1939
All numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Mitch McConnell telling me that he has my back
A swimming pool filled with piranhas.
Deed to ocean front property in AZ.
Bill Clinton’s respect for women.
Paul Ryan with the budget.
Herpes
“Kickstand” in county lockup
Carl Rove, maybe
A dog watching my food.
A parachute from Dollar General.
A month-old leftover portion of tuna salad.
O.J. Simpson.
I won’t ___ in your mouth … really …
Check’s in the mail …
You might feel some discomfort …
The Most Elegant First Lady Evah!
Obola’s a Constitutional Scholar …
Hunting with Dick Cheney
A new song by Milli Vanilli
#BLM is a spontaneous movement.
Your photos are recent on Match.com
@whiskeycart, I can leave a hamburger on the console of my truck and my dog will guard it and go into attack mode if anybody touches the truck while I am outside. And he won’t touch the food. He gets rewarded with his own plain burger after I eat mine.
I know you like cats, but give a dog a try some time. 🙂
P.S. it takes a couple years to get them to that point of obedience.
“This is REALLY the truth!”
Fart of a 62 y/o man after eating an El Charrito Saltillo TV dinner.
Bernie Sander’s prostate
The guy standing on the corner selling Rolexes for $20.
Barack Obama’s biographer
Barack Obama’s birth certificate
Any law enforcer who asks, “Would I lie to you?”
A text from Anthony Weiner
An unwrapped cigar from Bill Clinton
A cocktail called the “Bill Cosby”
Investment advice from the Magic 8-Ball.
A Muslim.
A freebee from a hooker.
A rattlesnake.
A rabid dog.
A Thai hooker named Bruce
Lucy holding that football…
A lit stick of dynamite with a very short fuse.
Dindu Nuffin’s mom telling me he was turning his life around.
Rosie O’Donell’s diet advice
A democrat offering to buy dinner.
That Big Mike was on his way to a college degree
A rattle snake with a “pet me” sign on it.
A parachute made out of toilet paper.
That the Hillary email flap is only a inter-agency dispute or a security review.
Wait…what?
That you can keep your doctor…
Plumbing by Larry, Curly and Mo.
Bernie Madoff’s investment schemes.
An Al Shartpton Tax Form
A fire extinguisher with a “100 Octane” sticker on it.
Home made Italian food from a guy named Stankowitz.
That newly-eligible Boy Scout Leader…
That big, green, plastic wrapped disk in the back of my fridge that is labeled “bologna”
Iran
ISIS
john gacy babysitting my boys
“It’s not loaded…”
Free ride from a stranger to an ATM in Mexico City.
Bernie Sander’s Economics 101 teacher
An expired condom
The IRS
Real Estate in Flint Michigan
chipolte grill
islamic daycare center with 50% discount for Christians and Jews.
Joe Biden winning ‘Jeopardy’
Black Lives Matter NOT blaming Whitey…
Sushi from Wal-Mart.
Used clothing from a leper.
A haircut by Stevie Wonder.
My daily shits.
“Of course they are real!”
Germany 1939
All numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Mitch McConnell telling me that he has my back
A swimming pool filled with piranhas.
Deed to ocean front property in AZ.
Bill Clinton’s respect for women.
Paul Ryan with the budget.
Herpes
“Kickstand” in county lockup
Carl Rove, maybe
A dog watching my food.
A parachute from Dollar General.
A month-old leftover portion of tuna salad.
O.J. Simpson.
I won’t ___ in your mouth … really …
Check’s in the mail …
You might feel some discomfort …
The Most Elegant First Lady Evah!
Obola’s a Constitutional Scholar …
Hunting with Dick Cheney
A new song by Milli Vanilli
#BLM is a spontaneous movement.
Your photos are recent on Match.com
@whiskeycart, I can leave a hamburger on the console of my truck and my dog will guard it and go into attack mode if anybody touches the truck while I am outside. And he won’t touch the food. He gets rewarded with his own plain burger after I eat mine.
I know you like cats, but give a dog a try some time. 🙂
P.S. it takes a couple years to get them to that point of obedience.
“This is REALLY the truth!”
Fart of a 62 y/o man after eating an El Charrito Saltillo TV dinner.