Things that are less painful than watching MSNBC

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1. Janitor at Man Country

2. Watching a man pulling out his nose hairs one by one.

3. @MJA – Are you looking for things that are less painful to watch or less painful period?

4. third degree burns.

5. Extra salty Preparation H

6. Ghost pepper enemas

7. Michael Moore/Lena Dunham porn

8. always wondered what the initials meant…..MicroSoft Network British Columbia? or Most Stupit Network Bull Crap…still not sure to this day….guess that’s why I never even liked flipping by it changing channels

9. Bilateral knee replacement

10. Concrete cure

11. watching all of Hillary’s campaign commercials on a loop.

12. Stubbing the same toe a second time

13. Having your little granddaughter whom you love more than anything in the world ask you to listen to her sing “Tomorrow” from Annie – until she says she’s got it right.

14. Watching FOX………..Sometimes. Without Magyn Kelly and Juanita Williams.

15. Being stranded on a desert island with a solar panel, and the only electrical device you have to charge up is a seven gig I-pod with only Yoko Ono songs on it.

16. Amputating your own big toe

17. Barky and Reggie playing “Hide the Sausage.”

    izlamo delenda est …

18. Barky screaming “Don’t call my bluff!” and scaring the Republicans.

    izlamo delenda est …

19. Having your friends do trepanation to fix your hangover

20. A squirrel chase your cat.

    izlamo delenda est …

21. Hitler playing the accordion at a Bar Mitzvah.

    izlamo delenda est …

22. Chuck Schumer pretending to be sincere.

    izlamo delenda est …

23. Paul Ryan babbling about “unity.”

    izlamo delenda est …

24. Barky bowing to the Mayor of Tampa.

    izlamo delenda est …

25. John Kasich eating pancakes.

    izlamo delenda est …

26. Natural childbirth

27. The Cleveland Browns

28. Watching The Cleveland Browns

29. Carpal tunnel syndrome

30. Harry Reid on life-support.

    izlamo delenda est …

31. Barky speeches without teleprompters.

    izlamo delenda est …

32. Bobbing for French fries.

33. Michael Moore lumbering into your bathroom.

    izlamo delenda est …

34. Rosie O’Donnell acting coquettish.

    izlamo delenda est …

35. Obola, Jarrett, Clinton (either or both), Podesta, Gruber, Reid, and Pelosi doing the Can-Can (without undergarments).

    izlamo delenda est …

36. Being anally raped with a pineapple, fronds first.

37. Threaqdjack. This show would normally be a contender for MSLSD, but the’ve surprised me two weeks in a row now. No, I don’t stay up to watch, but the clips I’ve seen have some merit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOb-kmOgpI .

38. A root canal. Though that may come in second to Eugenia’s knee replacement.
    No MSM on our tv except we tolerate FOX’s is Lou Dobbs and Charles Payne. FWIW.

39. Being intelligent enough to not watch MSNBC in the first place. You betcha!

40. Watching MSNBC on election night 2016.

41. Was MSNBC supposed to originally be a ‘tech’ news station? Otherwise why would Microsoft have their initials on such a (another) piece of shit?

42. Climbing a honey locust tree

    http://www.columbiamagazine.com/photos/33568.jpg

43. Climbing a honey locust tree… naked.

44. Clothes won’t make much difference. I stepped on a thorn in my yard and it went right through the sole of my shoe. I cut that tree down. Some of the thorns were over 5 inches long!

45. shoving a corn cob up a rabid pitbulls A$$

46. Getting a blowjob from Madonna with a Sch.80 PVC condom.

    izlamo delenda est …

47. Fire ants in the outhouse.

48. Guess that would be more painful to watch if the climber were naked, lol.

49. being stung by a by a TARANTULA HAWK!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

50. being stung by bullet ant

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0

51. Sexually assaulted by Mooch.
    (I just threw up a little.)

52. Having a corn chip lodge in your gumline behind your teeth, and breaking off.

53. vomiting fiery cheetos and cinnamon schnaps so it comes out your nose.

54. amateur hemorrhoid removal on yourself, using rubbing alcohol, rusty pliers, and a pair of office scissors- all by feel, no mirrors.

55. drinking bleach

56. telling moochelle she can’t have seconds.

57. standing between moochelle and the buffet

58. using icy hot instead of preparation h.

59. getting your eyelid snagged with a treble hook and an 8 oz weight

60. pissing on an electric fence

61. It’s msNBC. Single, Triggered, Lonely, Special Snowflake, Facebook Voting Feminists that loathe anything Masculine.

    Whats worse? The fact of nature that males, even numales, have a need and drive to stick their dicks in these cunts.

    Laws of Nature ALWAYS win.

    Things that are less painful than watching MSNBC?
    Watching FOX.

62. Watching Michelle Obama getting his testicals
    chemically castrated.

    And that’s pretty damn bad.

63. Being Impaled rectally, and left atop the pole in the desert sun.

64. A molten lead enema.

65. @Tim:

    Michael Moore lumbering into your bathroom.

    Michael Moore lumbering out of your bathroom and fanning the air in front of his face.

66. Cancer is better than MSNBC.

67. Watching Kathy Bates break James Caan’s legs in the movie “Misery”.

    Watching “Capt. Rhodes” get his guts and body torn apart at the end of “Day of the Dead.”

    The end of the movie “The Mist”

68. Being burned alive.