The word that Mrs. Bronson is unable to put into the hot, still, sodden air is ‘doomed,’ because the people you’ve just seen have been handed a death sentence. One month ago, the Earth suddenly changed its elliptical orbit and in doing so began to follow a path which gradually, moment by moment, day by day, took it closer to the sun.
And all of man’s little devices to stir up the air are now no longer luxuries—they happen to be pitiful and panicky keys to survival. The time is five minutes to twelve, midnight. There is no more darkness.
The place is New York City and this is the eve of the end, because even at midnight it’s high noon, the hottest day in history, and you’re about to spend it in the Twilight Zone…
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All I know is that if you get too many sunspots on one side, the sun will tip over!
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@LCS
That’s one of TZ’s best. I first saw it several years ago on a TZ marathon, an episode I did not remember seeing back in the early sixties.
4
Have you heard the News and seen the Light?
The Border has been Fixed.
Now let us get back to sending money to Ukraine and Isreal.
Medical Debt will be cancelled
Student Loans will be forgiven
Big Pharma gets paid by the US
Big Banks get bailed
All is fixed
Now let us talk about how much we can now afford to send to Ukraine and Isreal.
You know, the important stuff.
SARC OFF
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Couldn’t weigh too much. After all, it’s only helium and we use that stuff to float balloons and talk funny.
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Clicked the link and read the article.
The numbers reminded me of our countries debt.
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How could it weigh anything if it floats in space! Jeez you people are dumb.
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Cher said once, seriously: The Sun and the Moon – aren’t they the same thing?
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As a teenager, I read that the Earth weighed 6.5 sextillion short tons. That stuck with me for some reason. Maybe it was the sex. One night at work, a fellow employee was reading a book and he suddenly said he’d give me one million dollars if I could tell him what the Earth weighed. After a few minutes of Jethro-style deciphering, I blurted out “6.5 sextillion short tons”. You should have seen his reaction. I’ll never forget the shocked look on his face. He never paid.
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I don’t normally think about whether there are things that make fleas itch, but here we are…
The Demons are Roiling
Royaling. Get It?
And Good
We can save the planet from global warming if taxpayers would just pay to get rid of the sun.
“How much does the sun way”
Under which planets gravity?
I should think a tad heavier than Chris Christie or the last SI Swimsuit model.
I always thought the sun was light.
@Brad
Mass VS weight – the simplest concept that libards can never grasp…
The gravity of it is too much for their tiny little brains to comprehend.
Jethro
Jeez, I can come up with two more variable considering what the think the Sun is made from. Some people shouldn’t think.
Sun ting right
https://twitter.com/playteaux/status/1752631002281685323
did you see that?
The word that Mrs. Bronson is unable to put into the hot, still, sodden air is ‘doomed,’ because the people you’ve just seen have been handed a death sentence. One month ago, the Earth suddenly changed its elliptical orbit and in doing so began to follow a path which gradually, moment by moment, day by day, took it closer to the sun.
And all of man’s little devices to stir up the air are now no longer luxuries—they happen to be pitiful and panicky keys to survival. The time is five minutes to twelve, midnight. There is no more darkness.
The place is New York City and this is the eve of the end, because even at midnight it’s high noon, the hottest day in history, and you’re about to spend it in the Twilight Zone…
All I know is that if you get too many sunspots on one side, the sun will tip over!
@LCS
That’s one of TZ’s best. I first saw it several years ago on a TZ marathon, an episode I did not remember seeing back in the early sixties.
Have you heard the News and seen the Light?
The Border has been Fixed.
Now let us get back to sending money to Ukraine and Isreal.
Medical Debt will be cancelled
Student Loans will be forgiven
Big Pharma gets paid by the US
Big Banks get bailed
All is fixed
Now let us talk about how much we can now afford to send to Ukraine and Isreal.
You know, the important stuff.
SARC OFF
Couldn’t weigh too much. After all, it’s only helium and we use that stuff to float balloons and talk funny.
Clicked the link and read the article.
The numbers reminded me of our countries debt.
How could it weigh anything if it floats in space! Jeez you people are dumb.
Cher said once, seriously: The Sun and the Moon – aren’t they the same thing?
As a teenager, I read that the Earth weighed 6.5 sextillion short tons. That stuck with me for some reason. Maybe it was the sex. One night at work, a fellow employee was reading a book and he suddenly said he’d give me one million dollars if I could tell him what the Earth weighed. After a few minutes of Jethro-style deciphering, I blurted out “6.5 sextillion short tons”. You should have seen his reaction. I’ll never forget the shocked look on his face. He never paid.
I don’t normally think about whether there are things that make fleas itch, but here we are…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj–Kjn0z8
It weighs nothing. It’s mass, on the other hand…
Whole bunch of peeps have had to much to think tonight. Conservatives may go instinct this next battle. Very stoopid individuals. Oh hum.
It may weigh a gazillion tons, but it is not a gazillion miles away.
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/123/993/690/original/9e621fbbf3dd77ed.png
DaveVA
SATURDAY, 3 FEBRUARY 2024, 4:22 AT 4:22 AM
“It may weigh a gazillion tons, but it is not a gazillion miles away.”
…must not be. The Norks claim they’ve been there, and it only took them 4 hours too…
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/mad-mad-world/story/north-korean-becomes-first-man-to-land-on-sun-183451-2014-03-03