ScaryMommy: “If you have a Roomba, please rid yourself of all distractions and absorb everything I’m about to tell you,” Newton ominously warns. “Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop… Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.”
His ran over a fresh pile at 1:30 AM,when the rest of the house was sleeping. When his four-year-old got up to crawl into his bed at 3:00 AM, he was alerted to the disaster- MORE
Big LOL! And OH SHIT!
I guess I am a 67-yr-old 6th grader at heart because I still laugh uncontrollably at poop humor. Hilarious!
same fears w/ cat puke…
Man! That stinks…
Cat puke is quite nasty. My cat Finn hawked up a pile of cat puke here recently,he just sat there and started coughing up a gross pile of slimy cat puke and of course I had to clean it up.
NEVER, and I mean absolutely NEVER put a battery powered device under water that is not intended to be there. Lithium Ion batteries can catch fire and explode if discharged too rapidly, like due to an electronic short circuit caused by being submerged.
Why did he let the dog poop on the floor?
I never owned an inside dog.
A sofa climbing Roomba?
That is a new one on me.
They go under.
What happens when “I’m with <H" shits her pants on a bender and keeps wandering.
Oh Lord. I’m sure glad it’s raining here and I don’t have the windows open. The neighbors would come running to see who was killing me. I don’t think I’ve ever guffawed so hard!
Identical results from a dog with worms
Organgrinder- That’s true! LOL
Avoid the stupid contraption altogether! I found one in a dollar box, cleaned it up and got it to take a charge. I let it run around the garage. Pretty cool how it works, kind of smart, it does clean shit up. But the effort to maintain the thing? Way better off using a real cleaning apparatus! I can go a month or two without emptying a real vacuum, the roomba needs a daily cleaning.
It’s not a VACUUM it’s a crappy sweeper. It uses brushes and does not create
a vacuum. That really pissed me of so I returned it.
Why would you let a crappy robot wonder around your house while you sleep.
You kinda deserve what you got.
So funny!!!! Best laugh of the day. I needed that.
Gee Wally, I thought it represented Barry chasing a golf ball thru the White House…
“Why did he let the dog poop on the floor?
I never owned an inside dog. ”
Many reasons to have your dogs in the house. Here are a few.
A. 101 degrees in Summer? You are cruel to leave them out.
B. 20 degrees in Winter? Same
C. What protection can a dog give you and your house if it isn’t inside near you? Even a Chihuahua can wake you to an attempted entry. Do you keep your firearms out of reach in a safe in the garage also?
D. Dogs are social animals, excluding them from the family and treating them on the level of cattle is cruel.
If any of these make no matter to you, it begs the question: Why do you have a dog at all?
Sometimes even the best trained dogs have accidents. The hilarious article sorta eluded to the poop being soft or runny so perhaps the dog had an upset gut and couldn’t help it.
But that would be a nightmare tho.
“When his four-year-old got up to crawl into his bed at 3:00 AM,”
What were the circumstances here? Was his 4-year old waking up in the living room at 3AM after passing out earlier from all those beers? The fuck?