Patriot Retort: A Fake Hillary Sex Tape? There’s not enough yuck in the world.
Lupus was batting me around like a cat toy last night. So I was awake in the wee hours.
My mistake was going on Twitter where – much to my horror — I learned this:
“Exclusive: Russia’s troll farm pushed a fake Hillary Clinton sex tape on Reddit, Imgur, Pornhub, SpankBang. Over 250,000 people saw it. And it’s still up on the internet.”
A Hillary sex tape? Good grief.
To quote Cordelia Chase: “There’s not enough yuck in the world.”
Who were these two hundred and fifty thousand people who wanted to watch a Hillary sex tape – even a fake Hillary sex tape? MORE
That’s what doctors showed to men having erections lasting more than four hours. It’s more effective than sitting in a tub of ice water. How sad that a quarter million poor bastards had to go through that.
Would there actually be a market for people who would want to watch such grotesqueness?! 🤮🤮🤮
Probably a pre-emptive move by Team Hillary so when the real one comes out, they can dismiss it as “fake.”
Hey, she’s a known felon. I’m free to think what I want about it.
Is this the video?….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJ0KcH_9fk
@even steven, I‘m thinking it wasn‘t all men, ya know what I mean? 🤢🤮🤮
Let’s say for example you were out of ipecac and you just had to induce……..
@willysgoatgruff, I am not clicking on whatever that is until some other brave person reviews it. Lolol!
@cowgirl – I looked, I will tell you that the videographer acknowledged that he ‘wore a respirator and rain coat’.
:O
I watch porn, I like porn, wouldn’t/couldn’t watch that.
Maybe I have stumbled upon a cure?
It’s much better than a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape.
Hillary makes me so horny.
Those sagging breasts. The enormous flabby….
Ok I’ll stop now.
Girls girls ghouls.
This is a fake new . To keep the Americans people to put attention to what happen today. Nunes receive the paper work a few minutes ago and isn’t redacted Waiting for the news to see what the hell the FBI and DOJ didn’t want us to see.
LOL…LCD….you are a funny man…
Eyelids peeled back, Hillary up on the screen, not so anxious for the old in and out now are we droogs?
Why aren’t I 50 penis’ ahead, you may ask.
@Left Coast Dan, 😳. Thank you, I‘m glad I could count on you to take a hit for me! Lol! Chivalry is indeed still alive and well!
I won’t watch it, but I’m willing to bet they don’t have a disclaimer that “no animals were harmed”.
Subody musta mistook the expression “Lock her up!”
for “knock her up!”.
I’ve been sober for 13 years. That would get me back to the bottle.
The Rat Fink. Check this out. https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/04/11/former-key-defense-intelligence-agency-official-resurfaces-in-ag-jeff-sessions-top-staff/
‘Mrs. C Goes Down-Town,’ known as the Foshizzle Diet. Lose forty pounds in forty minutes.
“You’ll puke up stuff you ate in High School!”
I have to say…. I trusted Willys…….. once!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Warning: the following should not be read out loud to children or by people w/ weak ‘dispositions’ … you’ve been warned!
heard on the local radio talk show this morning that Larry Flint did a video in 2014(?) called ‘Nailin’ Palin’ … in it she had a three-way w/ …..
… wait for it ……
Condi Rice & the Hildabeast
hey! at least it wasn’t w/ the Moose!
Sex tape with what animal…a bear in the woods? Jeebus, I need to bleach my brain now.
Follow Qanon, it’s not fake it’s from wiiner’s laptop. His insurance file.
Annonyimious … NFW! He’s a Boy Scout!
8:28 pm I agree I fallow Q to.
You will get the full effect until you see it on IMAX! ugh!
I think I saw it on Outdoor America
or maybe it was Wild Kingdom.
izlamo delenda est …
Instead of
“Brown Chicken Brown Cow”
Its
“COW COW COW COW”
Or
“Two Girls and a Mop”
I’m a little late to the party…..but when I saw willysgoatgruff’s link, i thought no f’ing way am I clicking that. I don’t have many years left and I don’t want to taint the memory bank.
Then I saw the thumbs and went for it.
That Willy is quite a guy!
.45-70….do you live in Kansas and raise Buffalo/cattle?….I think I’d like to meet up and shoot some .45-70 and maybe some other caliburs…Let me know…
If it isn’t lesbian then it’s fake.
Hillary only has slept with men out of necessity.
This sounds like a plan by the alphabet warriors to get cis-deplorables to self-shadow ban porn. I mean, not that I’d even to look, but if I saw a “Hillary Sex Tape” in one of my GILF feeds, I’d never go back.
Oh. My. I guess I should’ve checked if the “edit” button was working, before hitting post.
The tape is fake.
How do I know?
Because it’s a dude.
Hillary is not going to bang a dude, and especially
not a black dude. She’s as racist as they come.
That, and when you freeze frame on the face, it’s not her.
Also no self respecting Black Man would do it.
“Naa, I’m aaight”
Then he would quote Jeanine Garrafalo from Mystery Men:
“Sorry, there’s not enough beer in the world”
Did Don do this just to divert from Stormy?
It has been done many times before by many others.
@wíllysgoatgruff
Shhhh….nobody lives in Kansas. Who would want to live on the prairie? (wink) (wink)
Yeah….I’d like to meet up this summer or so.
@ 45-70….you calving or planting right now?….Do ya need some help?…I got some free time but you might need to teach me up a bit….
How much did they pay the donkey?
Possible uses, counter to an o.d. of e.d. meds. 100% viable. A way to induce vomiting. Probably works faster than epicac. The only other thing I can come up with is to use it to strengthen ones resolve to commit suicide. Not a handy use but there you go.
Willy – Due to some serious medical/personal/family issues, I’m not involved in the day/day operation any more. Two years ago, I was in the 99 percentile for mortality at KU Med Center. And then last summer i had a major setback. It’s been a long journey to get back to where I am….and still have a ways to go. And I live by myself. Just seeing the sun in the a.m. is wonderful and a blessing of my life.
Right now when I have the energy I’m trying to put my reloading bench back together. It’s a mess.
If you have a magic wand….that would help. I look forward to being able to shoot with you, but want to do it right. Gimme some time.
ok this has contest written all over it what would a Hillary porno be titled?
old bat gets balled
cankeles unshackled
slick willies goat gets banged