21 Comments on Time For Some Terrible Jokes!

  1. Unique case in family court in Colorado. A kid doesn’t want to live with his parents because they beat him. The court said he should live with his grandparents in stead. The kid cried and said his grandparents beat him too. The court then ordered that the kid live with his aunt. The kid cried harder saying his aunt beat him worst of all. Exasperated, the judge asked the kid who he’d like to have his custody. The kid asked that he be sent to live with the Colorado Rockies baseball team, because they can’t beat anybody.

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  2. Too true, the Rockies suck. So do the Chicago White Sux. I wonder if the Babylon Bee will make another prediction that for Christmas that all the bad kids will get season tickets to Rockies games in their stockings next year like they did for the White Sux this year. Heck, even the Spokane Indians the Rockies high A team in the minors have a far better record this year than the Rockies do.

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  3. Bad acroymns:

    IBM – Irritable Bowel Movement
    LA – Lost Animals
    SF – Sick Fags
    NYC -Naked Young Cyborgs
    ANZAC – Australia and New Zealand Acrimonious Cousins
    UK – Utter Kooks
    PLA – Peoples’ Liver Attackers
    BC – Bitchy Canadians
    MBA – Monster Butts of America

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  4. Remake of He’s A Rebel

    She’s a Karen

    See the way she waddles down the street
    Watch the way she shuffles her feet
    My, she holds her head up high
    When she goes waddling by
    She’s my Dyke

    She’s a Karen and she’ll never be any good
    She’s a Karen ’cause she never ever does what she should
    But just because she doesn’t do what everybody else does
    That’s no reason why I can’t give her my girl love
    She’s always good to me,
    Always licks me tenderly
    ‘Cause she’s not a Karen, oh no no no

    When she holds my hand, I’m so proud
    ‘Cause she’s not just one of the crowd
    My Biker babe’s always the one
    To try the things they’ve never done
    And just because of that, they say

    She’s a Karen and she’ll never ever be any good
    She’s a Karen ’cause she never ever does what she should

    Etc., etc.

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  5. More Very Dumb MSN headlines this week.

    Donald Trump’s Balding Hair Strikes Again at Scotland Trip- And the Internet’s Having a Field Day
    -Another field day at the internet. Who wins the three-legged race, Nancy Pelosi?

    Jacob Elordi Becomes the Monster in Guillermo del Toro’s Long-Awaited ‘Frankenstein’.
    -Just what America needs, another Frankenstein movie. I can wait a long time before I see it.

    Can’t Sleep? Charlie Brown Knows How to Help and These Peanut Comics Prove it.
    -OK, as long as a comic strip can prove it, It’s good.

    Basset Hound Puppy Looks Just Like a Baby Bunny and We Can’t Stop Squealing.
    -A bunch of queers at MSN are squealing.

    How American Eagle’s Sydney Sweeney Ads Became a Culture War Flashpoint.
    -Sure, OK, good to know.

  21. Posted on the window of a small 19th century New England town’s Constable’s office:

    Anybody with information about the whereabouts of the young man who threw his overalls into Mrs. Murphy’s Chowder, please come in and talk to us.

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