Introducing the First National Bank of Feces. “Its kind of a Brown Cross.”
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Is it just the feces or are farts included? Can you get money for this like for blood transfusions? Are they working on ass to ass resuscitation? Can you just donate your butthole?
Inquiring minds wanna know…
So gays could really corner the market on this idea.
Ass sets over four million nuggets.
“…do-it-yourself fecal transplants…” LOL LOL LOL
“Sample harvested…”??? WTF?
What a shitty gag. I smell a rat.
Wait! I think they finally found something the libtards & Occupoopers can do. We can open up a farm of progtards, they’ll graze, crap in the field, and it can be harvested! Demtards finally contribute to society, we get them out of society….Win/Win.
Who’s operating the central storage facility…. the Uranus Corporation (home of Brown 29)?
Will they have pork free samples for those who keep kosher or are halal?
Why does this remind me of the default mutual funds in my 401k?
No shit?????
Do you get “one cup”
Sodomites have been doing fecal transfers for years, nothing new.
I was involved with one of these in med school. The donor was the patient’s mother – the intent was to recolonize him with bacteria as close as possible to his native flora. Obviously using stool from a donor bank would not have this sort of similarity, so I wonder about the side effect profile.
Thank god I didn’t go into Gastroenterology.
I suffered from a yeast overgrowth in my gut due to an intense antibiotic regimine to fight lyme disease. I know how difficult it is to recover a proper biological balance. This could be a significant breakthrough in gastro disease treatment. I sh_t you not…