Today in Chinese Coronavirus Craziness – IOTW Report

Today in Chinese Coronavirus Craziness

Starring Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter.

10 Comments on Today in Chinese Coronavirus Craziness

  1. My Corona ~ w/ a salute to ‘The Knack’

    Ooh my little viral one, viral one.
    When you gonna give me your germs, Corona?
    Ooh you make my nostrils run, my nostrils run.
    China’s got it comin’ off the assembly line Corona

    Never gonna stop, washing hand ’till 20 seconds up.
    Such a play upon my mind. Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind.
    My my my i yi woo han.
    M M M My Corona.

    Come a little closer huh, will ya huh.
    Cough enough to get in my eyes, Corona.
    Keeping it at levels of histera, give it to me
    Running down my nose and in my eyes, Corona

    Never gonna stop, get my fear up. Such a play upon my mind.
    Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind. My my my i yi woo han.
    M M M My Corona
    M M M My Corona

    When you gonna give it to me, give it to me?
    It is just a matter of time Corona
    Is it just destiny, disitery?
    Or is it just a game they’re putting in my mind, Corona?
    No toilet paper in the shop, give it up.
    Such a play upon my mind. Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind. My my my i yi woo han.

    M M M My Corona
    M M M My Corona
    M M M My Corona
    M M M My Corona

  2. My Corona ~ w/ salute to ‘The Knack’

    Ooh my little viral one, viral one.
    When you gonna give me your germs, Corona?
    Ooh you make my nostrils run, my nostrils run.
    China’s got it comin’ off the assembly line Corona

    Never gonna stop, washing hand ’till 20 seconds up.
    Media’s playing on my mind. Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind.
    My my my i yi woo han.
    M M M My Corona.

    Come a little closer huh, will ya huh.
    Cough enough to get in my eyes, Corona.
    Keeping it at levels of histera, give it to me
    Running down my nose and in my eyes, Corona

    Never gonna stop, get my fear up. Media’s a playing on my mind.
    Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind. My my my i yi woo han.
    M M M My Corona
    M M M My Corona

    When you gonna give it to me, give it to me?
    It is just a matter of time Corona
    Is it just destiny, disitery?
    Or is it just a game Media’s putting in my mind, Corona?
    No toilet paper in the shop, give it up.
    Media’s playing on my mind. Always get it from the touch
    of the viral kind. My my my i yi woo han.

    M M M My Corona
    Jim Acosta’s getting a bona
    M M M My Corona
    Jim Acosta’s getting a bona

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  3. Some women thinks Acosta is handsome and sexy but stupid. Other women think Stelter looks like a swollen uvula on Whoopi Goldberg and still stupid….

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  4. “Imagine” I would like to stake each of the imbeciles out over a fire ant bed, I have a couple of big ones.
    Who are these no singing, willfully obtuse, people?
    Haven’t been in a theater since 1994, Nightmare b/f Xmas, daughter wanted to see, it sucked.
    My ignorance is justified.
    At one time, actors were but one rung above pickpockets, on the ladder of society.

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