That no one should be in line for.
Disney heir, Charlee Corra, comes out as transgender following Disney coming out in support of stopping the Parental Rights Bill in Florida. So in honor of that, we bring you 7+1 new ride names for Disney theme parks!
The Skittles Mafia ruins something else.
All aboard Mickey’s Bone Coaster!
They’re Goofy
Talk about a Mickey Mouse outfit!
Electric Pedo-bikes, to abduct children faster.
Adrenochrome Happy Hour, all day long.
The FUDGE PACKER Express.
Trans Family Rapehouse
(Swiss Family Treehouse)
Snow Whites Sleep Room. Gives patrons a chance to try out the poisoned apples. Try it yourself or a family member or friend. Disney offers no assurances that the poison is safe. Many apologies to patrons and employees for using “White” in the name.
Time to bring back “Captain EO”.
It seems a Michael Jackson the Molestor attraction was not inappropriate, simply ahead of its time.
And Disney is making it pretty clear its time is NOW.
https://youtu.be/b3wDGkH0zwQ
Next up: “Ride the Roman Polanski”.
Its for 13 year old girls only, and features a drug induction preshow followed by a dark ride staffed by numerous male celebrity Hollywood directors, ad maybe a surprise guest appearance by Polanski himself as the special invited guest of Joe Biden and Ketanji Brown Jackson. No pictures are permitted on the ride and no consent required, and all directors will be excused to conplete their important Hollywood projects afterwards.
Any mothers that ask questions will be given exclusive passes to the adult Polanski attraction where they star in the role of Polanski’s glamorous wife, Sharon Tate, at a video recreation of her lovely rented mansion on a lovely, balmy night of August 8th, 1969, and…well, no peeking, the Disney Fungineering staff will give them the most realistic recreation they’ll EVER experience in their LIFE!
It’s A Third World
Gender Neutral People Mover
Tom Epstein’s Island
Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean
Adventure Through Inner Cheeks
Carousel Of Regress
Bill Cosby’s Sleeping Beauty Castle
Jungle Cruise Bar
Country Bare Jamboree
Rawtopia
Day Care House Of The Future
Great Senior Moments With Mr. Biden
Buzz White Rears Ass Blasters
Enchanted Pee Pee Room
America Schwings
What In Tarnation Plaza
I knew Chalupa would rock the IOTWREPORT house!
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Homorail
It’s a Small Kid’s World After All
Tunnel of Perverted Love
Freaks of Space Mountain
Main Street Cruisin’ and Pick-up
Gator Petting Zoo
Ride The White Horse
I hear they’re renaming it the Matterhorny…