HOLLYWOOD, California (World News Bureau) – The Acadamy Awards are being criticized on multiple fronts this morning over their remaking the Oscar statuette to be more LGBTQ inclusive.
Feminists took to social media last night decrying the statuette’s “gigantic fake breasts,” saying it “creates an unreal body image that most women and transgendered men would have a hard time obtaining on an average salary.”
“And the Oscar who now identifies as woman with a ten-inch schlong goes to…”
What the heck?? I thought the “Oscar” statuette was always a male. Isn’t Oscar a man’s name? I’m so confused. But it is lovely when the lunatics on the Left eat their own.
Careful guys, some douche named Fred is on the warpath tonight.
He is easily OFFENDED! 🙂
its already perfect. Its got a male name, and its genitals are removed. It even has larger man boobs.
This thing called oscar? What exactly is it?
I’d rather get a coupon for a box of ammo. You can do something with ammo.
An Oscar?
Not so much.
What?!? This is satire, right?
The oscar should be re-shaped into a golden pubic hair or toilet paper roll. Either would be a perfect symbol for the crap Hollywood turns out.
I’ve got an oscar in my ass and I can’t pull it out!!!!
Shouldn’t there be a category for actors who identify as neither male or female? The LGBTQ Oscar. That’s what I thought this was about at first. I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t done this already.
Oscettia
“The Acadamy Awards are being criticized on multiple fronts this morning over their remaking the Oscar statuette to be more LGBTQ inclusive.”
by whom?
no one is talking about it because no one who pays attention to anything cares about it.
another case of any publicity is good publicity?
or
taking the focus off the best picture goof up?
or
they really are that shallow?
or
all three?
Hmmmmm
The Oscars divide categories into “Best Male” and “Best Female “. How very unPC of them…
#OscarSoGold
Why no African-American onyx Oscars?