1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
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I dunno about number 9…that would be 10 percent of your life. Does anyone spend 2.4 hours of every day in line? Somebody having some trouble wif they arithmetic…
Yes.
Did you also know that if you flick a booger at your dog he will rub his privates on your head later as you sleep…
8 is true. It was discussed in the Planned Parenthood videos. I knew wathing those would pay off someday.
After getting out of the Navy many, many years ago, I swore I would never stand in line again. The only time I stood in line since then was to vote against 0bama. That was a waste of time, too.
I think I actually have that toothbrush that was invented in 1498.
And I am one of the 7% who refused to try to write with my hand twisted all around like they tried to teach me to do in grade school.
WAIT! 8 is false. WTF.
6 is clearly false – nearly everyone here on the Left Coast is a lefty. And every other car is either a Tesla or a Prius.
The toothbrush was invented in Alabama so that date has to be false. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
My neighbor had a cat who’s sphincter would stop working (it would also pee a bit) when it sneezed, but that is the closest I have seen to total body function shutdown.
Needless to say I always noted the animals orientation when around it.
Some of these are bogus, from poor sources. 5 years waiting in line at age 50 implies that one has averaged more than 2.4 hours every day since birth waiting in lines (might be true for those born into soviet Russia, but otherwise not so much).
Barky doesn’t need to wait 10 yrs to lose two teef.
I bet that I could have him spitting out at least 4 in under 1 sec.
2.4 hours in line? should have used the Fast Pass…..
One last truism –
27. Every comma in your bank account adds an inch to your dick.
Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
The dead Michael Jackson?
“40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.”
Those 40 people need to stay the hell away from dogs!
Whatever the saying is, if Obama said it, it’s false.
I’m a former pack-a-day smoker, and I still have all my teeth.