Bopping the bologna, sanding the mast, choking the chicken. Never heard of any of it.
Making do with what’s at hand
Jerkin the gerkin
Tossing the kids into the pool
Press the meat, but only on Sunday mornings.
Dating Miss Michigan….
Being married.
Ive heard of trouser trout. But not this. Those crazy norwayans!
Dancing with Fistina.
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
You’re not suppose to beat your fish.
“Looks like it’s You and me again tonight – Rosie”
Crap. “Me and you”.
“Slapping Schumer”
“Pummeling Pelosi”
Punching the Clown
“Bouncing a check to the IRS”
“Punting to the Cleveland Browns”
I don’t get it.
From England: “Flogging the Bishop”.
“Spanking the monkey”
That’s a salmon? I thought salmon came in a can….
“Pounding the Pud”
“Flogging the Fish”
“Pulling the Pud”
“Fingering the Puppet”
“Talking to a Demonrat”
“Liberal Romance”
“Explaining Economics to a Progressive”
“Doin the Berkeley Riot”
“#BLM”
“Opposing Trump and the American People” (if you stick your thumb in your ass at the same time)
izlamo delenda est …
Jacking Off
What is “masturbation”?
I showed Eleanor this thread…
she laughed so hard tears ran down her leg.
Talking to Rosie and her five daughters.
It’s my soap, and my pecker.
I’ll wash it as long as I want.
Bopping the bologna, sanding the mast, choking the chicken. Never heard of any of it.
Making do with what’s at hand
Jerkin the gerkin
Tossing the kids into the pool
Press the meat, but only on Sunday mornings.
Dating Miss Michigan….
Being married.
Ive heard of trouser trout. But not this. Those crazy norwayans!
Dancing with Fistina.
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
You’re not suppose to beat your fish.
“Looks like it’s You and me again tonight – Rosie”
Crap. “Me and you”.
“Slapping Schumer”
“Pummeling Pelosi”
Punching the Clown
“Bouncing a check to the IRS”
“Punting to the Cleveland Browns”
I don’t get it.
From England: “Flogging the Bishop”.
“Spanking the monkey”
That’s a salmon? I thought salmon came in a can….
“Pounding the Pud”
“Flogging the Fish”
“Pulling the Pud”
“Fingering the Puppet”
“Talking to a Demonrat”
“Liberal Romance”
“Explaining Economics to a Progressive”
“Doin the Berkeley Riot”
“#BLM”
“Opposing Trump and the American People” (if you stick your thumb in your ass at the same time)
izlamo delenda est …
Jacking Off
What is “masturbation”?
I showed Eleanor this thread…
she laughed so hard tears ran down her leg.
Talking to Rosie and her five daughters.
It’s my soap, and my pecker.
I’ll wash it as long as I want.
Barry-Baiting…
If masturbation was made illegal
Taking the law into your own hands
All hail Onan!!!!!!
Ah yes, good ole, Palmela Handerson…