8 Comments on Twitter Employees Meltdown in Cry Closets After Elon Musk Buys Stock
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Best take on this I’ve heard: He owns 10% of twitter, about $30billion. Next year, he goes to court saying the company focused on woke interests at the expense of business interests and his stock should have doubled. As a large investor, he has standing and if the court agrees, he gets awarded $30billion. They don’t have it, the stock drops and they have to pay him in stock. Soon, he owns 50.1% of the stock and it is his company. Maybe, maybe not.
Gosh, gee whiz, why do bad things happen to such good people?
My BFF was panicking about Elon’s stock purchase. 🤣
Aw, come on Girls!
Just go suck each others cocks in that closet and SHUT the FUCK UP!
FOR BEHOLD MY FIELD OF FUCKS, FOR IT IS BARREN AND EMPTY, AND I HAVE NONE TO GIVE!!
Beats your mama’s basement, plus you have a place to un-wad your panties.
Hopefully these Twitter employees will be ‘the first to know’ when they are kicked out!
In order to deal with the unforeseen “Musk Microaggression,” right now to feel better they’re probably, to quote Steel Panther, “shootin’ hot sperm on each other’s chest!”