Remember when Obama’s NASA said their foremost mission was Muslim outreach?
“When I became the NASA administrator, [Obama] charged me with three things,” NASA head Charles Bolden said in a recent interview with the Middle Eastern news network al-Jazeera. “…; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.”
The Babylon Bee has it covered with the headline; Boeing compensates stranded astronauts with $50 Red Lobster gift card. From August 9th.
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I hope those astronauts are Democrats.
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So sad that our engineering excellence now mandates DEI employees. I am disheartened to think that a guy wearing falsie’s with a too tight girdle can get hired for a job when I still know how to to use a slide rule but can’t get hired.
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PIGS IN SPACE!
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Should have thought more about that one, Doc.
Just becuase it’s Butch and Suni.
Suni was attack sq pilot in 89.
You?
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A possible 8 months in space that might end in death?….A Man and a Woman alone in zero gravity?….I bet their ‘special purpose parts” are damn near worn off by now. Certainly by February 2025….
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Do the people that support DEI constantly monitor possible outcomes so as to protect their own families from being harmed by such stupid decisions??
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Didn’t Elon offer to go get them? I remember hearing something about that, but it just may have been wishing.
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Boeing—Planes an’ shit
Stolen from a meme featuring two colorful women with wrenches.
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There was a time when an astronaut was someone who could fix a problem. I am NOT an astronaut, but I can fix this problem. The BoingBoing Starliner capsule is a storage shed. See, I fixed it. Now send up a component which has two extra docking stations to get back to the original setup. Double done. Finally, send up some strippers. Hat Trick.
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The DEI component of Boeing is their current problem, but one can bet that their problems lead right to Wall Street. Since 1998 Boeing has paid $ 61 billion in stock buybacks, not R&D and not product development. Boeing has been run by an accountant, not an engineer, for the past 10+ years. In 2023 Boeing eliminated their R&D and product development departments. This has been the Wall Street playbook sucking the life out of American business since the late ’90’s. The hedge funders bought companies and rewarded themselves via stock buybacks, without any investigation by the swamp in DC for self dealing. The husks of what were left of American companies were then shipped to China and Mexico or put into bankruptcy. Boeing is just the latest.
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Dr. Hambone: What difference would that make? If they died up there they would vote Democrat no matter what party they are now.
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And it is not just Hedge funders, the big investment companies like BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street and Berkshire Hathaway were and are using the same playbook as evident by the DEI nonsense. But look closer and I would bet they are also voting for the companies they control to use operating income and/or profit for stock buybacks or excessive dividend payments and neglecting to invest in the companies’ future. Self dealing and antitrust laws ignored by the SEC and congress who are all bought off by them
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@ Marooned
yer killin’ me LOL!
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willysgoatgruff: the 100-mile high club?
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Too bad it isn’t Mark Kelly stuck up there.
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crt/dei has to be flushed, like the stuff @ the bottom of the bowl
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In space no one can hear the duct tape failing…
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If it wasn’t for the fact that Joe and Kameltoe got us into a war against Russia, they might be willing to help. Oh well.
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Harry, in space, it’s possible to have a supersonic fart. Hard on he eardrums.
Also, JustPassingThru pretty much nailed it.
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General Malaise
Wednesday, 14 August 2024, 18:56 at 6:56 pm
“Harry, in space, it’s possible to have a supersonic fart.”
…in space, EVERYONE can hear you fart…if your mic is hot and you complain about it…
Don’t let the numbskulls at NASA off the hook. There are other ways to get Butch and Suni home, but our government can’t ask the Russians, because we’re too busy lobbing missiles at them, and our government is too busy grounding Musk’s rocket for chickenshit reasons. And the head of NASA is too busy kisding Kamala’s ass so he can keep his job if she wins. F—king toady.
Sure, Boeing is a b pooch-screwing, MIC, DEI clusterfuck, bit the bottom line is that our pathetic government is willing to leave Butch and Suni in space until some undetermined date in 2025, and that is completely unacceptable.
I know y’all are tired if me saying that PDT needs to call this disaster out, specifically VP Harris, who is head of the National Space Council, so I will stop now. The ball is in your court, PDT.
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We’ll send them cheesy movies
The worst we can find
They’ll have to sit and watch them all
While we monitor their minds
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Aaaannnnddd…. DoD just renewed several contracts with who? Boeing, of course. Dumbasses.
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In space no one can hear you scream: GET US THE FUCK OUTA HERE!
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In 1492, Columnbus sailed the Ocean Blue…with 3 ships, so if one broke (and I think one did), he and his crew had other means of getting back home.
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Oh, they know how to use a slide rule real good. You slick it up with some KY and then…
Stuck in Space, the 2024 remake of the classic Lost in Space series. This time with a commitment to DEI.
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like the execrable tv program ‘lost in waste’ from long ago
…another Shatner break in honor of those Democrat trapped astronauts…
https://youtu.be/IrSzasgOWXY?si=fCKHouob-wPBBT-B&t=1m17s
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Guess I should have listened to Shatner first.
DEI in space?
Remember when Obama’s NASA said their foremost mission was Muslim outreach?
“When I became the NASA administrator, [Obama] charged me with three things,” NASA head Charles Bolden said in a recent interview with the Middle Eastern news network al-Jazeera. “…; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.”
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/2250988/nasas-new-mission-building-ties-to-muslim-world/
The Babylon Bee has it covered with the headline; Boeing compensates stranded astronauts with $50 Red Lobster gift card. From August 9th.
I hope those astronauts are Democrats.
So sad that our engineering excellence now mandates DEI employees. I am disheartened to think that a guy wearing falsie’s with a too tight girdle can get hired for a job when I still know how to to use a slide rule but can’t get hired.
PIGS IN SPACE!
Should have thought more about that one, Doc.
Just becuase it’s Butch and Suni.
Suni was attack sq pilot in 89.
You?
A possible 8 months in space that might end in death?….A Man and a Woman alone in zero gravity?….I bet their ‘special purpose parts” are damn near worn off by now. Certainly by February 2025….
Do the people that support DEI constantly monitor possible outcomes so as to protect their own families from being harmed by such stupid decisions??
Didn’t Elon offer to go get them? I remember hearing something about that, but it just may have been wishing.
Boeing—Planes an’ shit
Stolen from a meme featuring two colorful women with wrenches.
There was a time when an astronaut was someone who could fix a problem. I am NOT an astronaut, but I can fix this problem. The BoingBoing Starliner capsule is a storage shed. See, I fixed it. Now send up a component which has two extra docking stations to get back to the original setup. Double done. Finally, send up some strippers. Hat Trick.
The DEI component of Boeing is their current problem, but one can bet that their problems lead right to Wall Street. Since 1998 Boeing has paid $ 61 billion in stock buybacks, not R&D and not product development. Boeing has been run by an accountant, not an engineer, for the past 10+ years. In 2023 Boeing eliminated their R&D and product development departments. This has been the Wall Street playbook sucking the life out of American business since the late ’90’s. The hedge funders bought companies and rewarded themselves via stock buybacks, without any investigation by the swamp in DC for self dealing. The husks of what were left of American companies were then shipped to China and Mexico or put into bankruptcy. Boeing is just the latest.
Dr. Hambone: What difference would that make? If they died up there they would vote Democrat no matter what party they are now.
And it is not just Hedge funders, the big investment companies like BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street and Berkshire Hathaway were and are using the same playbook as evident by the DEI nonsense. But look closer and I would bet they are also voting for the companies they control to use operating income and/or profit for stock buybacks or excessive dividend payments and neglecting to invest in the companies’ future. Self dealing and antitrust laws ignored by the SEC and congress who are all bought off by them
@ Marooned
yer killin’ me LOL!
willysgoatgruff: the 100-mile high club?
Too bad it isn’t Mark Kelly stuck up there.
crt/dei has to be flushed, like the stuff @ the bottom of the bowl
In space no one can hear the duct tape failing…
If it wasn’t for the fact that Joe and Kameltoe got us into a war against Russia, they might be willing to help. Oh well.
Harry, in space, it’s possible to have a supersonic fart. Hard on he eardrums.
Also, JustPassingThru pretty much nailed it.
General Malaise
Wednesday, 14 August 2024, 18:56 at 6:56 pm
“Harry, in space, it’s possible to have a supersonic fart.”
…in space, EVERYONE can hear you fart…if your mic is hot and you complain about it…
https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/apollo-16-astronaut-john-young-farts-in-space
…without the mic, it might go something like this…
https://youtu.be/89RCT_J7Rwk?si=iHwMbqyHPPrB3on3
“Welcome to the Satellite Hoax”
https://rumble.com/v29orjq-welcome-to-the-satellite-hoax-man-excellent-music-an-video-from-flat-earth-.html
Don’t let the numbskulls at NASA off the hook. There are other ways to get Butch and Suni home, but our government can’t ask the Russians, because we’re too busy lobbing missiles at them, and our government is too busy grounding Musk’s rocket for chickenshit reasons. And the head of NASA is too busy kisding Kamala’s ass so he can keep his job if she wins. F—king toady.
Sure, Boeing is a b pooch-screwing, MIC, DEI clusterfuck, bit the bottom line is that our pathetic government is willing to leave Butch and Suni in space until some undetermined date in 2025, and that is completely unacceptable.
I know y’all are tired if me saying that PDT needs to call this disaster out, specifically VP Harris, who is head of the National Space Council, so I will stop now. The ball is in your court, PDT.
We’ll send them cheesy movies
The worst we can find
They’ll have to sit and watch them all
While we monitor their minds
Aaaannnnddd…. DoD just renewed several contracts with who? Boeing, of course. Dumbasses.
In space no one can hear you scream: GET US THE FUCK OUTA HERE!
In 1492, Columnbus sailed the Ocean Blue…with 3 ships, so if one broke (and I think one did), he and his crew had other means of getting back home.
Oh, they know how to use a slide rule real good. You slick it up with some KY and then…
Stuck in Space, the 2024 remake of the classic Lost in Space series. This time with a commitment to DEI.
like the execrable tv program ‘lost in waste’ from long ago