U.S. to Add Al-Gebra to List of Terror Organisations – IOTW Report

U.S. to Add Al-Gebra to List of Terror Organisations

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MFNS – The United States is moving to add followers of the Mysterious Islamic Cult System Al-Gebra to its list of terror organizations today. The move follows an incident by a follower of Algebra who was praying loudly while practicing his beliefs on an overseas flight, leading to a security alert.

Founded by Mohammed al-Khwarizmi in Central Asia in the 9th century,  Al-gebra has brought nothing but despair and misery ever since, especially during year 6 math lessons. Al-Gebra is described as an ‘inhuman system’ which teaches initiates that everything can be replaced with a number.  MORE

15 Comments on U.S. to Add Al-Gebra to List of Terror Organisations

  1. Bad Brad- being made to watch Al Gore dance would be like being forced to watch Jabba the Hut strip dance on a pole. Gag me Running! It would be like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles after the beanie fest.

  2. Southwesterner. LOL, I remember him dancing with Tipper during the Clinton inauguration. You remember Tipper, his first wife that came down with cancer so he divorced her. That’s one stand up son of a bitch.

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