MFNS – The United States is moving to add followers of the Mysterious Islamic Cult System Al-Gebra to its list of terror organizations today. The move follows an incident by a follower of Algebra who was praying loudly while practicing his beliefs on an overseas flight, leading to a security alert.
Founded by Mohammed al-Khwarizmi in Central Asia in the 9th century, Al-gebra has brought nothing but despair and misery ever since, especially during year 6 math lessons. Al-Gebra is described as an ‘inhuman system’ which teaches initiates that everything can be replaced with a number. MORE
Al-Gebra, the leading cause of no science, no intelligence necessary, overpriced, useless, won’t find a damn job, college degrees.
Critics of the powerful Al-Gebra are Al-Bums and will weep with frustration trying to find for x.
vcalc
F = M⋅ΔV/ΔT
Times Up
wha…
Its effects on society over the centuries is “incalculable”.
Rules dictate you go by the numbers.
The cult led by Geo. Ometry has defined the space and shape Al-Gebra now holds internationally.
This ultimately leads one to the Al-gorythyms sect.
BigGun
Ever seen Al Gore dance? That guy has no rhythm.
Al Gebra
Al Gore
Al Sharpton
Al Shabazz
Al Jazzira
Al Sadr
Al Assad
Whyfore everybody named Al sucks?
izlamo delenda est …
DAMN them and their weapons of math instruction!
Bad Brad- being made to watch Al Gore dance would be like being forced to watch Jabba the Hut strip dance on a pole. Gag me Running! It would be like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles after the beanie fest.
Southwesterner. LOL, I remember him dancing with Tipper during the Clinton inauguration. You remember Tipper, his first wife that came down with cancer so he divorced her. That’s one stand up son of a bitch.
Misogynist!!!!11!
Brad – cheees I forgot about Tipper. That was after he tried to chew her lips off or rip her tongue out on national TV, no?