UK Govt. Offering Illegal Migrants Classes in Cake Decorating, Hairdressing, ‘Balloon Craft’ and Flower Arrangement

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The UK Home Office is advertising for teachers to meet with illegal migrants and tutor them on an array of crafts to aid their “mental wellbeing” including – but not restricted to – hairdressing, “balloon craft,” flower arranging and cake decorating.

The BBC reports the job adverts said applicants must “promote, design, as necessary, and deliver workshops in relevant creative skills including floristry, cake decorating, balloon-craft, arts and craft activities to meet the needs of the residents and contractual requirements”.

Another, for a painting and decorating tutor, was intended to ” proactively promote, design and deliver painting and decorating workshops to resdent (sic).” more

10 Comments on UK Govt. Offering Illegal Migrants Classes in Cake Decorating, Hairdressing, ‘Balloon Craft’ and Flower Arrangement

  1. DON’T FORGET “RAPING LITTLE GIRLS 101”. “HOW TO SWING A MACHETE”. “HOW TO CLAIM VICTIMHOOD” “HOW TO DESTROY A COUNTRY WITHOUT REALLY TRYING” “BUYING OFF POLITICIANS” “TAKING OVER A MAJOR CITY USING THE INVASION”. “GETTING THE GOVERNMENT TO PROVIDE THE BOATS TO BRING IN MORE INVADERS” “LIVING LIKE ROYALTY WITHOUT WORKING A DAY IN YOUR LIFE”

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  2. I have a mental image I’d like to purge of the balloon craft turning out mostly camels and goats.

    The might get some takers if they offer classes in knife sharpening and how to forge swords from leaf springs using a hibachi, a hammer, and the top of a fire hydrant.

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