Legal Insurrection: Church Leaders Ask Government to Ban Pointed Kitchen Knives.
I’m so old I remember when “knife control” was a joke and not a thing that was under serious consideration.
Church of England leaders in the Diocese of Rochester have joined forces with “leading crime experts, as well as MPs, and community leaders,” in a letter asking the government to consider banning pointed kitchen knives. read more
Those “leaders” aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.
Are they next going to outlaw pointed sticks in England as well. Or any other implement or tool that has a sharpened point. IDIOTS!
We should have left the Brits to the Nazis. We lost a lot of good men protecting those pussies.
Why not have a course that would train citizens in the defensive use of firearms.
When someone pulsar posses kitchen knife, he is encouraged to drop his knife for get a one way ticket on the allah express, leaving immediately;
Let’s also ban pointed pencils, especially in schools. Idiots, all of them.
Didja ever try carving a jack-o-lantern with a plastic spork?
I have a decent set of mechanical and electrical tools, yet they have never forced me to fix anything I didn’t want to fix.
So I wonder why knives and tools like that are forcing people to stab and otherwise harm people?
No one needs 45 serrations on a serrated knife.
Txn4Evr – today, those pussy Brits are baby boomers of WWII. But their fathers were just like ours, and like ours, gone forever.
Well thy COULD ban Muz….
Oh who am I kidding?
Beat your Ginzu’s butter knives
The Muslims would just as soon beat you with a hammer anyway
After they outlaw the pointy things, will they outlaw the abrasive things used to make other things pointy?
Just ban all the things and be done with it.
$100 or less busy a grinder that will turn any piece of metal into a sharp knife. So what is the purpose of the law? Outlaw guns, knives or for that matter make it against the law to commit murder. Wait, that is the law and bad guys don’t pay attention to it.
Stupid politicians make stupid laws. Your vote really does count, sometimes.
Just put up pointy object free zone signs.
They should work on getting rid of things with corners too. Start with the tables and countertops. Maybe just legislation to bubble wrap everything.
Next, there will be an Assault Knife category.
Mine has a forward grip and a shoulder thingy that goes UP.
GREAT IDEAL
Criminals will never be able to figure out how to put a point on a piece of metal after purchase.
Wait! I gottanidea. They should ban penises. That’ll stop rape.
Now you know why the don’t play baseball. Big scary wooden bats.
England has become a Monty Python skit.
Hmmmmm.
Convicts are not allowed to have knives in prison, but they always seem to have sharp objects when the need arises.
(shiv)
From the same dim bulbs that said no one needs a gun.
So now it’s no one needs anything sharp. The list of stuff that can be used to kill people is long, where should it stop?
Hands can kill people by strangling them, when are they going to ban hands?
Why not just ban British citizens? That way, psychotic islamic cultists will have no one to kill but each other?
RADIOATION MAN is talented.I make my own knives
outta any piece of steel.Making a wicked stab out
your gutz dagger from a file right now.
@Radiaation Man
My great uncle was a blacksmith. He forged excellent knives out of steel cable, keeping the stranded portion intact for the handle.
Home Damascus. Will the buggers ban grinders, files and stones as well? Do the Brits even remember grinders, files or stones?
“In the land of the blind the man with one eye is King.”
The “Thirty Tyrants” of Athens banned cutlery, too, except among themselves and their bully-boys.
People NEVER fukkin learn.
izlamo delenda est …