CBS: Neil Parish, a British politician representing Tiverton and Honiton in Parliament, admitted Saturday that he watched pornography on two different occasions while in Parliament buildings, according to an exclusive interview with BBC South West. The MP told the BBC that he is resigning from his position, after having worked more than a decade in Parliament.
“I will have to live with this for the rest of my life,” Parish told the BBC. “I made a huge terrible mistake and I’m here to tell the world.”
Parish said the first time he viewed pornography was by accident after looking at a tractor website. more here
“Parish said the first time he viewed pornography was by accident after looking at a tractor website.”
Didn’t know there even was such a thing as tractor porn.
He was lookin’ at the hoes.
I’d rather all our politicians watch porn all day.
Motherfuckers are sending 33 billion to Ukraine and gonna pay off student loans for gender study majors.
Fucking Ilhan still has student loans that will be forgiven.
In another time cocksuckers would be shot dead.
BTW, they don’t need porn in order to get big enough stiffies to fuck us taxpayers.
Just sayen, if you ever see a porn star named Bad_Brad, an ugly mofo with a substantial unit, ah, it’s not me. Boom chick ah wow wow.
LBS gets it right. Pols are so busy hosing the populace, can’t see how they have time for anything else.
Watching porn was a better use of his time than trying to control every aspect of other people’s lives.
Just like his job in Parliment, he enjoyed watching other people get screwed.
…what did you THINK I was singing about?
https://youtu.be/TG9Uep6xr5U
“And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor
We can go slow or make it go faster
Down through the woods and out to the pasture
Long as I’m with you, it really don’t matter
Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to
Girl, you know you got me to hold onto
We can go to town, but baby, if you’d rather
I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor”
…do I have to spell it OUT for you?
Tractors plow, right?
…see that’s where I got him!
https://youtu.be/TG9Uep6xr5U
Peter Griffin
MAY 1, 2022 AT 6:39 AM
Tractors plow, right?
…see that’s where I got him!
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/47904884/tonight-i-am-going-to-plow-you.jpg
Politics IS porn!
We are fucking you the WHOLE TIME we are in session!
Didn’t you know?
https://youtu.be/kuEZu8pcIfo
“Woman is thy field; go then to thy field and till it.”
Frank Herbert, Dune
Apparently he has more than just time on his hands.
Maybe CNN can have one of their stars reach out to him (so to speak) on an international Internet call, and make it a series where he calls politicians and celebrities who have, eh, fallen by their own hand?
He could call it “Zoomin’ With Toobin”.
…just the thing for CNN Plu…oh, yeah, sorry, too soon?
…well, Chris Wallace can be the sperm bucket boy. Hear he’s looking for a job, after all…
If he’s resigning after admitting to the world that he watched porn, he’s been doing much, much worse.
aircubed
MAY 1, 2022 AT 7:55 AM
“If he’s resigning after admitting to the world that he watched porn, he’s been doing much, much worse.”
…probably KIDDIE porn.
Look for him to turn up on the White House staff as Special Media Advior to Pedo The Witless in a few weeks if so…
Hence the term “tractor pull.”
…so, what do you have to watch to get fired if you work for a porno production company?
“I will have to live with this for the rest of my life,” Parish told the BBC. “I made a huge terrible mistake and I’m here to tell the world.”
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I guess that’s the right thing to do, other than flog yourself in the town square. That might make the public change their mind about you. /eyeroll