Unauthorized satellite dish on warship lands Navy chief Grisel Marrero in hot water with demotion – IOTW Report

Unauthorized satellite dish on warship lands Navy chief Grisel Marrero in hot water with demotion

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She wasn’t looking for diet tips online.

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  1. SCENE: The set of “Star Wars Acolyte”, celebrated as The Gayest Star Wars Ever.

    KATHLEEN KENNEDY, the feminist head of Disney’s LucasFilms and Amandla Stenberg, the militantly lesbian female lead actress, are busy blaming the low ratings for the woke series on “Haterz”.

    SUDDELY, KK staggers as though from a blow.

    AS: “Mistress, are you alright? What’s wrong?

    KK:
    I felt a great disturbance in the Force…as if millions of lesbian content creators suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”

    AS: “I know what will make you feel better, besides my tounge I mean! Lets talk to our Acolyte fan, CheifG@DefinitelyNotTheUSSManchester!”

    KK: O…ookay…

    AS: (tweets) HEYGIRL, CheifChunk! Hows the sea shakin’ that juicy booty?”

    X: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TERMINATED

    AS: Oh…ohmySatan…could it be…

    KK: Yes, its as I feared. Our OnlyFans only fan has had her satellite uplink completely destroyed.

    AS: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? HER AND HER SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS ARE GONE! THAT MEANS WE…WE…WE’RE GOING TO BE…

    (Cut to ACCESS HOLLYWOOD set)

    …in other news, Disney announced today that due to the extreme racism and sexism and homophobia of Star Wars fans, they were forced to cancel Season 2 of The Acolyte. When contacted about the decision, studio chief Kathleen Kennedy said only “MANCHESTER” and hung up. Our Hollywood sleuths were unable to find the English connection, so the mystery from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away continues…

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