14 Comments on Unauthorized satellite dish on warship lands Navy chief Grisel Marrero in hot water with demotion
Another “successful” D-idn’t
E-arn
I-t
hire.
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Should be in jail.
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I hoid she wuz depressed when she found out it wuzn’t a clittoral combat ship….
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Marrero worked as an information systems technician, she was just trying to enhance onboard information gathering.
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Isn’t DEI great! What was she have on her resume’? Stealing luggage off baggage carousels and dressing up like a dog at swinger parties
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JD, fat minority woman.
Her full resume
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SCENE: The set of “Star Wars Acolyte”, celebrated as The Gayest Star Wars Ever.
KATHLEEN KENNEDY, the feminist head of Disney’s LucasFilms and Amandla Stenberg, the militantly lesbian female lead actress, are busy blaming the low ratings for the woke series on “Haterz”.
SUDDELY, KK staggers as though from a blow.
AS: “Mistress, are you alright? What’s wrong?
KK:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force…as if millions of lesbian content creators suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
AS: “I know what will make you feel better, besides my tounge I mean! Lets talk to our Acolyte fan, CheifG@DefinitelyNotTheUSSManchester!”
KK: O…ookay…
AS: (tweets) HEYGIRL, CheifChunk! Hows the sea shakin’ that juicy booty?”
X: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TERMINATED
AS: Oh…ohmySatan…could it be…
KK: Yes, its as I feared. Our OnlyFans only fan has had her satellite uplink completely destroyed.
AS: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? HER AND HER SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS ARE GONE! THAT MEANS WE…WE…WE’RE GOING TO BE…
(Cut to ACCESS HOLLYWOOD set)
…in other news, Disney announced today that due to the extreme racism and sexism and homophobia of Star Wars fans, they were forced to cancel Season 2 of The Acolyte. When contacted about the decision, studio chief Kathleen Kennedy said only “MANCHESTER” and hung up. Our Hollywood sleuths were unable to find the English connection, so the mystery from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away continues…
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^^^What Beachmom said. Maybe she should have spent more time working out and less time watching TV. And only a reduction in rank from E8 to E7? The DEI continues.
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Was she receiving, or sending data? CCP plant?
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Isn’t emission control (EMCON) still a thing on Navy ships? They don’t want weapon systems triggered by unauthorized transmissions.
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Another case of third world creep into our military.
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Demoted to what? Should be kicked out.
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Dominican pig who is not qualified to work in a laundromat. she was watching Caso Cerrado while the chinks were downloading intel
Okay, so is that a woman pretending to be a man or a man pretending to be a woman? Either way, fuggly doesn’t come close to describing him/her. Oh, and stupid too.
Another “successful” D-idn’t
E-arn
I-t
hire.
Should be in jail.
I hoid she wuz depressed when she found out it wuzn’t a clittoral combat ship….
Marrero worked as an information systems technician, she was just trying to enhance onboard information gathering.
Isn’t DEI great! What was she have on her resume’? Stealing luggage off baggage carousels and dressing up like a dog at swinger parties
JD, fat minority woman.
Her full resume
SCENE: The set of “Star Wars Acolyte”, celebrated as The Gayest Star Wars Ever.
KATHLEEN KENNEDY, the feminist head of Disney’s LucasFilms and Amandla Stenberg, the militantly lesbian female lead actress, are busy blaming the low ratings for the woke series on “Haterz”.
SUDDELY, KK staggers as though from a blow.
AS: “Mistress, are you alright? What’s wrong?
KK:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force…as if millions of lesbian content creators suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
AS: “I know what will make you feel better, besides my tounge I mean! Lets talk to our Acolyte fan, CheifG@DefinitelyNotTheUSSManchester!”
KK: O…ookay…
AS: (tweets) HEYGIRL, CheifChunk! Hows the sea shakin’ that juicy booty?”
X: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TERMINATED
AS: Oh…ohmySatan…could it be…
KK: Yes, its as I feared. Our OnlyFans only fan has had her satellite uplink completely destroyed.
AS: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? HER AND HER SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS ARE GONE! THAT MEANS WE…WE…WE’RE GOING TO BE…
(Cut to ACCESS HOLLYWOOD set)
…in other news, Disney announced today that due to the extreme racism and sexism and homophobia of Star Wars fans, they were forced to cancel Season 2 of The Acolyte. When contacted about the decision, studio chief Kathleen Kennedy said only “MANCHESTER” and hung up. Our Hollywood sleuths were unable to find the English connection, so the mystery from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away continues…
^^^What Beachmom said. Maybe she should have spent more time working out and less time watching TV. And only a reduction in rank from E8 to E7? The DEI continues.
Was she receiving, or sending data? CCP plant?
Isn’t emission control (EMCON) still a thing on Navy ships? They don’t want weapon systems triggered by unauthorized transmissions.
Another case of third world creep into our military.
Demoted to what? Should be kicked out.
Dominican pig who is not qualified to work in a laundromat. she was watching Caso Cerrado while the chinks were downloading intel
Okay, so is that a woman pretending to be a man or a man pretending to be a woman? Either way, fuggly doesn’t come close to describing him/her. Oh, and stupid too.