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Up Next: A Floating Railroad!

37 Comments on Up Next: A Floating Railroad!

  1. Someone said there is already a railroad from the Pacific Ocean to the Indian Ocean. It goes across Australia and it’s over land. That moron couldn’t possibly think someone will build an over water railway does he?

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  2. … he said across the Indian Ocean

    ” That moron couldn’t possibly think someone will build an over water railway does he?”

    oh, yes he could!!!

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  3. While we’re on the subject of ground-breaking (!) engineering feats, how about a bridge over NYC that’ll take you straight from New Jersey to Connecticut?

    (Not that I’m willing to spend time in New Jersey or Connecticut either.)

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  4. Does joey even know big and vast that the Indian Ocean is? With a stopover in Diego Garcia, a tiny island in the middle of the Indian Ocean of course. Joey’s an ultramaroon. And that’s not even considering the bridge across the even bigger Pacific Ocean as well. And will that bridge be tall enough for all the ships to pass under?

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  5. I know that Americans are grossly ignorant when it comes to geography, but there is a land mass called Asia between the western shore of the Pacific and the shore of the Indian Ocean. It passes through SE Asia, Bangladesh, etc. Now why in the hell the US would be involved in building a railroad or why something doesn’t already exist is the real question, not exhibiting gross geography ignorance.

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  6. @MrLiberty:

    I know that Americans are grossly ignorant when it comes to geography, but there is a land mass called Asia between the western shore of the Pacific and the shore of the Indian Ocean.

    Some are ignorant, some are not. You yourself seems to be just a little bit confused. Most of the Indian Ocean is south of the equator. Most of Asia is north of the equator. Actually, the biggest thing between the Pacific and Indian Oceans is the Australian subcontinent, not Asia.

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  7. Must have been Butt-gig’s amazing (aka – stinky from his POV) idea. It’s not like Bidet could come up with even a valid sentence on his own…

    I mean, just put a bunch of pool noodles underneath enlarged flexible Thomas the Tank tracks! Yay!

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  8. In Joe’s defense, he really doesn’t comprehend a word of what he just said. He only knows that he was told to say it, and that if he gets it right, he gets more ice cream.

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  9. At one time old Senator Hirona was all in with the green new deal eliminating airplanes until someone pointed out her commutes between Hawaii and DC would be a problem. 🚂

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  10. Maybe joey could be the new conductor on Thomas the tank engine if it gets a revival. He could follow in the footsteps of Ringo Starr and George Carlin as
    the new conductor. And he’s got all that experience from riding Amtrak all those years back and forth between DC and Delaware. Go for it joey, you’re a natural.

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  11. First Macron’s pathetic attempt to worm his way into the BRICS+ summit in South Africa, and now Biden’s cognitively-impaired foray into co-opting China’s Belt & Road Initiative. The Globalists are showing themselves to be idiots perpetually caught on the back foot.

    Dangerous idiots, to be sure; there’s a lot of spite and venom in a flailing Globalist empire. Maybe handing Afghanistan and half our weaponry over to China wasn’t the smoothest move, Joe. Like it or not it’s a multipolar world now, and you and your fellow Smaht Power ponces have unwittingly helped to create it.

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  12. Sniffer Joe: After that, an all-electric flying SUV express railroad to the moon! In my inspired progressive imagination, nothing is impossible! Absolutely nothing.

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