Jihad Watch: Latest jihad terror threat from Gaza: Explosive condoms.
TEL AVIV – Terror condoms. That’s the answer to the question “whatever will they come up with next?” posed by Breitbart Jerusalem earlier this month when rioting Gazans added helium balloons to their growing repertoire of airborne fire-starters. The last few days have seen Palestinians booby-trapping condoms before launching them over the border into Israel. MORE
Oh come now!
what’s next? … IED IUD’s?
we need to fight back w/ exploding Utter Butter for their girlfriends teats!
Islam is evil.
Israel has shown more restraint than any country would when facing terrorism by the palestinians.
“… & I shot off like a cannon!”
& I always thought those Penthouse Forum letters were bullshit
Answer: “Exploding condoms.”
Question: “What is the leading cause of death for Superman’s girlfriends?”
LOL!
I’m afraid the wife is in touch with hezbollah. She was on the Internet mumbling something about missing the explosiveness.
Sorry, but helium is not flammable.
“The U.S. Department of Transportation defines a gas as flammable if it is ignitable within the presence of a less-than-13-percent mixture of air. This has to be able to occur at 68 degrees Fahrenheit and at atmospheric pressure. Because helium is chemically inert and nonflammable, it has uses in areas such as welding and pressure systems, where a gas is needed for a specific function but it is important that the gas not react with the metals in the system.” Source: chemistryexplained.com
@Chance:
You are correct, but helium is lighter than air, and when a balloon or balloon-like condom is filled with helium it can lift flammable things that are, in fact, burning, and carry them downwind to do serious mischief.
@Chance, they are using helium condoms as the vehicle to deliver their incendiary devices.
Wait, they’re not suppose to explode?
Good God.
This is as old as the hills on grandma breasts. I think this was news when Bill the Molester and the Hildabeast (yes my auto-correct suggested it) where in the swamp.
The Government can actually trace these Condoms back to the Purchaser
At the base of every Prophylactic there is a serial no.
Oh…My bad… I guess a lot of You ain’t rolled one down that far…
Yank Johnson…Senator from Georgia
Dude, those are finger cots. I hate to break it to you.
Guinness Girl
You a baaaaaaaad girl. I love it.
You made me laugh, Bad Brad. I thought the delete button actually deleted before anyone could see a comment but I guess that one blew up on me. Makes me smile to know you approved the comment though.
Sheese, and to think I used to worry about the expiration dates on a condom.
Guinness Girl
No don’t delete your comments. Your are in my top ten favorite commenter’s here. Let them fly.
@ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Alum might be better than udder butter for a longer lasting pucker.
They will never be able to penetrate my iron dome.
Damn! I wonder what the goats think about that?
I know those people are ignorant savages, but to get something as fundamental as “blowjob” that far off takes something really special.….