Paris (AFP) —-
The future of the popular fabric was the focus at a recent international fashion fair in Paris — after all most believe the word denim derives from the French “serge de Nimes”, a serge from the city of Nimes.
The fair featured many wearable innovations such as a waterproof jacket with sunscreen bands and a cable in the pocket to recharge a cellphone, or jeans that keep your body temperature stable.
Once mainly the purview of athletic gear — with moisture-wicking shirts and trousers and then clothing that can track motion, heart rate, and body temperature — the new trend for fashion designers is to take everyday wear and transform it using new technologies.
This is clothing made from specially woven fabric with touch-screen control capabilities that can be designed in such a way to visually stand out or go unnoticed depending on designers’ wishes. read more
Here in the pre-dawn period of the Age of AI Overlords, I don’t think it is a good idea to wear smart pants.
Will there be a ‘dumb butt’ style for the, ahem, ‘under-privileged’?
‘Cause, I’d rather be a smarty pants than a dumb butt.
With all those features, I wonder whether butt-crack will still be displayed when the wearer sits. Or could these smart pants hike themselves up (please!).
Yes, but do they have fake mud jeans?
Do they come in an Extra Barge for Chelsea? (And yes, the spelling is intended. *Smirk, Wink, Giggle*)
Will they automatically contact Amazon for a delivery of Gas-X® after the Burrito & Refried Beans dinner?
I hope the world ends soon.