Valor Thief Taunts Everyone To “Catch Me If You Can”

36 Comments on Valor Thief Taunts Everyone To “Catch Me If You Can”

1. Recognize him? No, not really, but there are about a half dozen look-alikes working around Tampa as Hillsborough County deputies.

2. Be careful if you try to trace him. According to a forum I follow that tracks online loons and scam-artists, this guy has deliberately left some false trails that lead to dox of people he hates.
   Also check out his YouTube channel. Dude is a *major* foot-fetishist.

3. I do. That’s Porky Pig. Seriously what kind of idiot would mistake this guy for a Ranger?

4. He’s a foot fetishist because it’s been 20 years since he could see his own….

5. Not to mention a bad case of Dicky Do.

6. How does the fat tub of lard fit into a uniform.
   Looks like he spends his three day nonstop at Golden Corral. Doubt you’ll see him anywhere near the salad bar.
   I get military discount without being in uniform. Of course, I do have a DOD retired IDA card. Most places offering the veteran discount will give it based upon a valid ID or a DD 214, that clown wouldn’t even know what such documents lik like.

7. Condescending asshole…I’d like to punch him in the face until I couldn’t punch him any more.

8. Fine. But paraphrasing Chris Rock here, “If we have to come after you, we’re bringing an ass-kicking with us.”

9. He’s the epitome of my definition of a ‘fat fuck’.

10. Stake out fast food joints….looks like he stops by every day.

11. The Google Box says this food blister is John Elmo Sheppard Jr 223 New Bethel Church Rd Lawndale, NC.

12. This is one ugly female!

13. @Brad….ain’t been no dicky do for years….that little fella is so far “turtled” up in there that the dead Australian snake hunter guy couldn’t find it….

14. Yes!!! I saw him at the buffet!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE
    .

15. willysgoatgruff ,
    Good point. He might be better off looking for it from the opposite side.

16. I say we collect his left little toe. That’s all.

17. Shades of Paul Lemmen.

18. I found him, I found him!

19. Hmm.. It won’t embed images. Let’s try this:

    I found him, I found him!

20. Why the big deal? Is he stealing? I really don’t understand why anybody would waste their time with a retard like this.

21. Without his Furry costume, they all look alike.

22. Anyone recognize this tub ……of course I do. That’s Mr Potato Head.

    Don’t get too worked up over him. Our friend Mr Cholesterol will set things right in a few years.

23. @Menderman — Yes, he is stealing. He is impersonating military to receive discounts. He is stealing from the valor of actual military personnel. That’s why these scumbags are called “Valor Theifs”.

24. Who would actually believe this retard? Just pat him on the head and say “Your a good little soldier” and charge him full price…I doubt he’d even notice. If he complained, tell him to sue…and pat him on the head again.

25. Check out don shipleys you tube channel.He explains what gourd head is all about.

26. It’s Mr Potatoe Head

27. Whoa! Talk about weird!
    Hubby & I were in the bank today & a guy came in behind us. He was wearing a Viet Nam Vet cap & I noticed he looked kinda young. Hubby was in Nam from 66-69. Tet Offensive. Hue City to name one.
    Anyway, I said to the guy (after saying the same thing to my hub) gee, you look young for being in Nam. He said thanks. That’s a compliment. Ed ( from here on) asked him when he was in and the guy said from 69-74. So Ed asked him where he was at?. He mumbled some stuff (which neither one of us really understood). So Ed asked him if he belonged to the Marine Corp League & he said oh no! I’m not into getting involved in that stuff.
    So I missed the rest of the conversation until we were leaving & the guy said Semper Fi. Glad to meet a fellow Marine.
    Later on my husband, Ed, said ever since you told me about that thread (my word) you read about the fake soldier and now meeting this guy…. I said Yeah?
    He said he was a fake. I just wasn’t sure at that moment but my gut was setting off alarms. Damn. I wish I’d had been sure! Then he started cussing. Which he doesn’t do a whole lot of anymore.
    Talk about weird! This was!
    Sorry for taking so much time.

28. It’s good he made a video.

    He can watch it every time he wants to see why he lost his teeth and what they looked like.

29. That’s not Mr Potato Head. It’s Uncle Fester! Stick a light bulb in his mouth and it’ll light up.

30. Isn’t that Mr. Creosote?

31. I’d like to stick him in a fight cage with Mooch and throw in a rack of ribs.

    Then come back later with a pressure washer to clean it all up.

32. anyone that wears a military, police or firefighter uniform without the credentials for the soul purpose of profiting in some manner should get an automatic ticket to jail.
    Period.

33. Well he might be former Army…..he looks like their dentists worked on him.

34. another fat, gay fuck living off someone else’s accomplishments!

35. Guy’s name is John Elmo Sheppard Jr. From Ansley NC. Check this out:

    http://trektothetroops.org/2013/11/18/stolen-valor-subject-johnny-b-sky-is-falling-around-him-even-family-against-him/

36. Kharma