Hey, Maduro. We have such an abundance of TP, we can dress it up to look like fruit. Yeaaaahhhh that’s right, look at it!!!
Reuters: Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro declared a 60-day state of emergency on Friday due to what he called plots from within the OPEC country and the United States to topple his leftist government.
Maduro did not provide details of the measure. A previous state of emergency, implemented in states near the Colombian border last year, suspended constitutional guarantees in those areas, except for guarantees relating to human rights.
Earlier on Friday, U.S. intelligence officials told reporters they were increasingly worried about the potential for an economic and political meltdown in Venezuela and predicted Maduro was not likely to complete his term.
Someone needs to produce TP for poor poop-stained Venezuela – with Maduro’s picture on them!
Here’s a thought: let’s make Venezuela a “safe zone” for spanish speaking illegal aliens.
I’d want to topple the government on the TP issue alone.
Venezuela blows so much now that they should rename it Vuvuzela.
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Last week Venezuela ran out of malt to make beer. The regime is doomed.
This is now a moot point for Venezuela, but why can’t Latin American countries design sewer systems that allow you to flush toilet paper down the toilet.
I was in Mexico recently, and like Caracas, you had to throw the used toilet paper in a can next to the commode. I guess they never heard of grinder pumps.
Grinder pumps are racist.
Yep!
5,000 storm a supermarket in hopes of finding food:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-13/scenes-venezuela-apocalypse-countless-wounded-after-5000-loot-supermarket-looking-fo
OR…
as the old joke goes:
“Under Socialism, YOU wait in lines for bread.
Under Capitalism, lines of bread wait for you.”
Plots? What plots? We just kick back and watch Venezuela destroy itself. No sabotage necessary.
If only they would’ve listened to Sheryl Crow.
If the rest of the world wants nothing to do with you and gives you the cold shoulder, it isn’t a conspiracy, it is merely people reacting in like manner to the same circumstance.
In other words, Maduro/Venezuela S.A., the rest of the world is telling you to get fucked, not by agreeing amongst themselves to do that, but by all coming to the same reasonable conclusion independently.
“… worried about the potential for an economic and political meltdown …”
NO fuckin toilet paper, NO fuckin beer, NO fuckin civil rights …
and our “intelligence” people think that there may be a “potential” for an economic and political meltdown?
Is it any wonder that America’s always sucking hind tit since Obola stole the Presnitzy? Obviously an Affirmative Action Intelligence Community – nobody else could be that pitifully fuckin dumb.
izlamo delenda est …
Then why aren’t those same forces trying to overthrow our leftist government?
Never underestimate the ignorance, and then downright evil of a liberal.
Aleon, after a hard night of carousing, one sheet is merely an initial damage assessment.
No wonder those bastards are swarming our borders.
Folks like whitey’s trinkets and geegaws after all, and when their ‘lets pretend’ government can’t satisfy, here they come.