WFB: A Venezuelan Navy vessel opened fire on a German cruise ship but sank after it sustained “severe damages” while ramming the luxury liner on Monday morning. read more
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This is really bizarre. Is every country becoming unhinged?
Good for the Germans.
But Venezuela is not Russia or China.
Let the Germans tangle with these navies, and then when the come crying to the US, we tell them to TRIPLE their defense payments to us.
How do you say Lt. Parker in spanish?…
Before reading the story I would have bet good money this was a story from The Babylon Bee or Genesius Times.
Venezuelas first submarine?
There be a fly on the bow Jim! Scrape it of Scotty.
I can hear Hey Macarena and other cruise ship tunes playing while the boat wen’t down.
oh jeez, this is hilarious … falls into the category of: you just can’t make this shit up!
definitely beats the silliness of the Falkland War … even tops Obama’s ‘line in the sand’ fiasco … well, maybe not
… & in the immortal words of Daniel Simpson Day …
“RAMMING SPEED!!!!”
If they had waited to attack the cruise ship until next month they could claim they were just trying to help the Mexicans celebrate Sinko de Mayo.
Could this be a Foreshadowing of AOC’s Career?
I bet her district really misses that Amazon center that helped to chase away.
Venezuelan naval vessel. A pirogue with a trolling motor?
@willysgoatgruff:
LOL!
But since you ask…Teniente Estacionero
So….. Venezuelan Navy vessel didn’t have a locomotive to ram the cruise ship with??
So much for the bus driver’s first foray into piracy. Place is starting to look like Somalia in the Atlantic.
“International Waters”
Odds are this “Cruise Icebreaker” had it’s own security detail. And odds are they shot the shit out of the dingy.
Who the hell attains command of a seagoing vessel and has it in his mind that Ramming another vessel is a winning strategy?
@Poor Lazlo April 4, 2020 at 1:56 am
It worked great for Admiral Ackbar
Damn the taquitos, full speed ahead!
I don’t think the Venezuelan navy is very well trained.
Those Germans are Lucky the Venz didn’t have an Armament of
Joepedos …
The whole Story is an Analogy of Pelosi vs. Trump…
Gee Wally, whodathunk Jackass Joe had relatives in the Venezuelan Navy!
This is the craziest thing ever. This is crazy like Don Quixote crazy. I hope no Germans were injured.
Getting your ass kicked by an opponent, with an all you can eat buffet and a magic show: priceless! 😆
Maduro’s red face should be deep scarlett today.
Whatta nincompoop.
Who is “an international maritime authority?”
Maduro is “The mouse that bored”.
Cruise ship captain to 1st mate:
“Did you hear anything”?
First Mate:
“I think it was another lousy golfer
dropping his bucket of balls.”
I am trying to figure out how Germans are involved. The ship was built in the 90s in Finland and is currently employed by One Ocean Expeditions of Canada….. and still has space available for a June golf cruise to Scotland and Ireland starting at $4,595.00! Funny story though and most of your comments had me laughing..