BFD: A pair of melon heads — yes, actual people with watermelons on their heads — caused quite a stir after they used watermelons as face masks to allegedly steal from a convenience store in a small Virginia town. MORE
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“The suspects were caught later that day when an officer noticed various insects flying around their heads at a nearby Gamestop store and, when investigating further, found watermelon seeds in their ears…”
People in Virginia do that sort of thing.
Who DOESN’T do that? I mean, c’mon!!
It’s in the Constitution right after the right to bear arms.
Congress shall make no law restricting citizens the use of melon rinds as headgear.
…so if watermelons are headgear, how do you repurpose the potato salad?
…somewhere, Yogi Bear opens a picnic basket, then bites Booboo Bear’s head off for bringing him a selection of scarves…
At least it wasn’t our governor. But now you understand how he got elected.
Because wearing a watermelon mask would draw absolutely no attention to you?
If it had been New England they would’ve had chowder on their heads and disguised themselves as chowder heads. In Wisconsin it would be cheese making them cheese heads and then there’s always a few pecker heads as well. And in Frisco they could go as the Grateful Dead making them dead heads. And then there’s Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman.
Hmmm … that gives me an idea …
There is a racist component to this somewhere.
Gallagher was named a “person of interest”.