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One million dollars is being offered for the best idea to combat youth violence in Chicago.
The University of Chicago crime lab is working with the MacArthur Foundation and Get In Chicago to find solutions for the complex issue.
Chicago has a higher percentage of young homicide victims than the national average.
The deadline for letters of interest are due on Monday.
The awards will be announced in May and could be up and running in Chicago by this summer.
Encourage stable home life with engaged fathers. Thank you. Where’s my check?
Put up “violence free zone” signs…
Hire more white cops
I smell a fix. The Harfster wins in a runaway. Settled science!
Sterilize the breeders
Require extensive music education classes covering every type of music EXCEPT rap. Hopefully there will be some non-violent genre that will appeal to each student, and they’ll stop listening to lyrics about hos and bitches and killing cops.
No way that prize is going to a black Chicago community organizer. Never gonna happen.
Simple. Move all the youths to Gary, Indiana.
Legalize CCW and make it easy for nonfelons to get.
Make personal Concealed Carry mandatory for the entire state of Illinois’ population and make this a mandatory requirement for being able to vote in all future elections.
No CCW, no vote.
Make violent crime legal.
Remove all Democrats from office and fire all of their appointees in every bureaucracy. End all welfare programs of any type. Close the government schools. Set the police free.
Simply change the name from Chicago to say…Boobytown. There, no more crime in Chicago. Please pay me the million in cash, small bills only. See I can think like a democrap.
Ship the “youths” to Detroit.
Hire Rudy Giuliani and give him carte blanche.
Anybody who could turn NYC around deserves a shot.
Hey Rudy…50-50. Whaddya say?
Midnight baksetball
The answer is quite simple, but really, who wants to listen anyway…..
“If my people, which are called by my name, (believers) shall HUMBLE themselves, and PRAY, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; THEN I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will HEAL their land.” 2 Chronicles. 7:14
…and for those of you who understand grace, there is;
“For no matter how many promises God has made, they are “Yes” in Christ. And so through him the “Amen” is spoken by us to the glory of God. 2 Cor. 1:20
Instead of ‘Stop and Frisk’
Adopt: ‘Stop and beat the crap out of you’
That will do it
At this point, what difference does it make? Where are the echoes of “black lives matter”?
Typical libtard response – create the problem in the first place then throw money at the problem to “fix” it.
I’ve been convinced for quite some time now that Chicago is built on the portal to Hell.
Bitter – Chicago IS the portal to hell…
Throw all the perps in jail, and throw away the key.
Or just shoot them.
Either way, the thugs will go somewhere else.
Second best idea: Stop all benefits checks and EBT cards if you live in the state of IL, IN, WI, etc.
Stop welfare payments!
Make the possession of firearms, or all weapons, come to think of it, illegal!
Whomp! Der it is! Who’s yer daddy?
Cash only.
Just get rid of liberals and their stupid bullshit.
NO! Do not stop the welfare payments. Then they’ll move to other states. Look what welfare and drugs did to CO when all the deadbeats came from CA
Correctamento, them moochers will move to Blue States(where welfare is good and plenty) and bankrupt them forever and ever!
Two words.
Vote Republican.
Combat youth violence by combating the youths.
bring back the draft…..
#PleaseBeNice
Unfortunately the progressive solution, the one that would win, screws me out of a million bucks –
“Tax everyone a million bucks.”
Put something in the water to turn every person in Chicago from whatever color their skin is to white. Everyone is white. For a week.
They won’t know who to hate.
Beer summits fixes all things don’t you know.
Ban rap.
In my humble opinion there would be far less crime if we allowed God and the Ten Commandments back into our schools.
That, and as “anon” says Bring back the draft. Also cut the minimum wage and allow small businesses to hire kids over 12 to work at jobs and learn something, anything, over the long summer months. Let them work at the Mall instead of just “hanging out.”
That’s it. Who do I collect my million from?
Bring back the stocks from colonial times and put a criminal youth in one on every street corner. Then if that doesn’t work, public hangings. It’s the only message they would get.
Note to silent regressives trolling the site. This is not a dog whistle post. I don’t give a crap what race a thug is. A thug is a thug in my book period.
HELLO! Gentrify. It works all over the country. Buy a couple thousand apartment complexes outside Shitcago and turn them into Section 8 housing. At the same time, shut down all Section 8 housing in Shitcago.
One word: Ban Guns!
Margaret Sanger goes all in.