Pirate’sCove: Here we have yet another example of Climarettes, which is a horrible affliction that makes believers in anthropogenic climate change interject the issue into everything.
Climate Change Is Contaminating Water Sources With Fecal Matter
The global water crisis has become more dire now that climate change is threatening the drinkability of water, even that which comes from reliable sources.
New testing procedures have found that 1.8 billion people may be imbibing water contaminated by E.coli, which means there are traces of fecal matter in it, according to UNICEF. And this includes sources that have undergone improvements. MORE
So constipation is good for the Nation…?
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Ehhh….shit happens
“… global water crisis …”
Stated as a given, even though the Earth is 3/4 covered with water and it is ONLY the thieving gov’ts of the World which prevent an abundance of potable water.
If everything is a “crisis” then there is NO “crisis.”
Au contraire, Tim, as noted in the article above, even a crisis can become a “more dire” crisis, trumping all “less dire” crises! After that, I would imagine a crisis can become a double plus bad crisis! Bottom line, let’s just remain afraid. It’s what they want.
Is a “more dire” crisis worse than a “voir dire” crisis?
I think the jury’s still out on that one.
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Heh, Vet, I see what you did there.
The chocolate starfish was a good touch.
Those who really want to end climate change have their fudge compacted before release like Obama does.
So why doesn’t someone come up with an idea of putting diapers on fish? They do pee and poop in the water. A whales turd is huge!
America – the Constipation Nation!
Because of Obola, we’re all full of shit, now!
I have it – doggie walk bags for people. We can put doggie walk bags on fence posts all over the world – heck, make them out of recycled plastic to keep environmentalist happy, and post signs in different languages mandating that people clean up after themselves.
Now where’s my Nobel Prize?
Once again Whitey has ruined the entire planet.
This calls for reparations for all the people who shit in the bushes in their own countries and then our global warming comes along and gets it all wet and makes it stink again.
Climarette’s? I love it! I will immediately begin using this in my everyday speech to belittle and scorn Global Warming fucktards.
I forgot to post this this morning, it’s after lunch now so you should be okay. Still LMAO.
http://www.bu2z.com/v/petard-dans-bouse-de-vache
Mankind inhabits maybe 20% of the planet, but we are supposedly destroying 150% of it.