DC: The Washington Post is out with a shocking headline based on a study claiming currently “rare” polar bear attacks on humans could become more frequent due to man-made global warming.
“Polar bears hurt by climate change are more likely to turn to a new food source — humans” is the rather chilling headline WaPo went with in its article, published Thursday. The Post reported that with higher temperatures, “the more likely polar bears are to interact with humans — and possibly attack and eat them.” MORE
Great. That will solve over-population.
Got anything for the news tonight?
Naaaa…
Just make some shit up then and throw it on the wall.
The dumbed-down minions will read it and the Clownfart News Network will pick it up and broadcast it.
Well if the damn things would have just died out, like we were promised.
I can see it happening, if there is less ice tourists will flock there to see it while they can. This gives the polar bear a much better chance to lunch on a slow human than a fast seal. Tourist are also still needed in North Korea and Venezuela.
It’s so simple it’s sick !
Protect the Bears from the Inuits, and you get More Polar Bears .
Big White Bear Will Eat You, Avoid Big White Bear !
I have no problem with polar bears eating all the Canadians they want. In fact, I encourage that. They can start with their idiot leader.
Moron hilarity.
First they were supposed to all drown in the sea because the Poles would melt and completely disappear.
Now they’re going to be swimming ashore in Boca Raton and Malibu looking to snack on beach goers?
Just wow. I can remember when the Washington Post was an actual newspaper.
Can we air-drop the polar bears into Africa?
It’s pretty hot there, so maybe the environmentalists should try shaving the polar bears, first. Somebody should be shooting video while this happens.
I think bears, polar and otherwise, already find humans ‘delicious.’
We could feed them Lena Dunham.
She’ll probably taste familiar.
Like whale blubber.
Perhaps climate change will make humans delicious to polar bears but stupidity will make liberals an easy target to those in the know.
I thought Polar Bears drank Coke. When all their teeth have rotted away, the globally-warmed bears will have to gum us to death.
Who in Hell comes up with this sh!t? Steven King?
Don’t look at me. 👿
So are human livers fatal for polar bears to eat? And when was the last time someone saw a polar bear anywhere other than the Arctic or a zoo?
No,no, no, no. I have it on good authority, Algore, that Polar bears will all be gone by three years ago. Must be some kinda mistake. Maybe conservatives should go to zoos, toss liberals over the Polar bear fence, and see what happens. Start with politicians.
All bears find us horrid, they eat us because we’ve violated some arcane Bear Dress code, and make inappropriate noises at unseemly times of the day
I don’t know for sure, but I do believe most humans in the vicinity of polar bear territory are pretty well armed. .357 and .44 Magnum revolvers, 12 gauge shotguns loaded with slugs, lever-action .45-70 rifles, and the like.
I think wolves tried that same trick. Someone should tell the bears how that worked out.
Phuck, now we gonna have to build a northern polar bear fence to keep them in Canada too?
Just watched black fish and CNN did that documentary. They definitely did more journalists story then. I could see their transition to trump as the killer whale while watching. Sickening!
I think it has more to do with the obesity epidemic – bears love their whale fat!