Patriot Retort: If you and your family plan to watch CNN or MSNBC’s coverage of Joe Biden’s Inauguration, please heed this warning.
It will include scenes of simulated coital ecstasy and open fellatio not suitable for children.
Actually, that warning should apply to any sane adults not particularly interested in watching Jake Tapper orgasm on live television.
Hell, let’s just issue a blanket warning.
Don’t watch cable news today because you’re going to think you accidentally stumbled onto Pornhub.
The foreplay began yesterday when the Biden family touched down at Andrews sending an intensity of quivers and chills through the nether regions of on-air personalities even Jenna Jameson at her peak couldn’t achieve.
Now, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.
Biden’s inauguration has one target audience: the media. more
Hey Barky, this kind if puts your own Immaculation (Thank you, Rush) into perspective, doesn’t it?
Eh, who am I kidding? You still believe they really meant all that flowery bullshit they jabbered about you.
These people must never watch a tape of their selves. I’m embarrassed for them.
Let the press indulge themselves in carnal excess for one day. They’ve worked tirelessly for the last for years to make this happen.
Besides, Kamala is there, They’ll all be waking in the morning with genital warts!
Could not believe it, but I accidentally saw Toobin on air today.
(Trouser worm was still buttoned up)
I guess his time in the penalty box is over already.
We’ve only just begun to live,
White lace and promises…
“During these first 100 days, what has surprised you the most about this office? Enchanted you the most from serving in this office? Humbled you the most? And troubled you the most?”
Thirdtwin
JANUARY 20, 2021 AT 10:33 PM
“We’ve only just begun to live,
White lace and promises…
“During these first 100 days…”
*like Kami’s gonna be patient enough to let him live 100 days*
How’s this headline?
Dr. Jill, finally bringing fashion back into the White house. OMFG!!! People deserve to die for that headline. And yes it’s real, search it.
If someone offered me 10 grand to watch today’s coverage on Fox, MSNBC, & CNN I would have turned it down.
Would have required the Mega Millions jackpot…
…this will be the media song after Jill starts lidding the embarrassing fool because he, ah, fails to perform for them…
https://youtu.be/M6tJQ05YJ58
“Take care, young ladies, and value your wine
Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime
Deeply they’ll swallow from your finest kegs
Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs
Ahh-ah-ah-ah, bitter dregs
With smiling words and tender touch
Man offers little and asks for so much
He loves in the breathless excitement of night
Then leaves with your treasure in cold morning light”
Just noticed all the alphabet networks are assuming the kneeling position tonight to celebrate the end of the USA as we know it…
I suppose you East coasters have already vomited several times already.
I guess we out here get the recorded version of such tyranny.
Not suitable for humans.
REMINDER OF MOOCHELLE’S FASHION SENSE…AUNT JEMIMA!!
https://images.app.goo.gl/uZp8bYHRGBDhSpp27
CNN/MSNBC/ABC/NBC/etc logo should change colors and font to resemble the Brazzers logo when lecturing on Biden.
Kamala Harris didn’t suck anyone’s dick? Well, give her time.
Holy Shit
https://gab.com/V_naturally/posts/105591186671297557
Whole-body oral ejaculations
Brad- It’s photoshopped. No shadow and the cut is bad.
Dang it. MJA is killing my buzz. What ever that means. LOL.
After the smoke clears,we need to hold so called conservatives responsible for posting lies.
Yeah Brad, doesn’t that drive you nuts? My wife spots that shit pretty quickly, then questions my paying attention to detail. Dammit, how much am I supposed to keep track of?
Joe6
Yikes, my wife does the same.
When does KamelToe become Commandrix-In-Queef I wonder.
You guys need to run your posts through WIFECHECK. lol
MJA, I would, except she probably already has me followed by them. I can’t get away with anything.
That’s not an option, MJA. Unless someone here would like to volunteer.
I get paid to watch tv and I turned off the eXtasy Media yesterday. Later, I did see Honest Joe signing EOs revoking Trump’s accomplishments and shutting down the energy industry. He looked like a lost soul going through the motions to please mommy.
Brad’s right. Some unheard of site tweeted and got blasted.
https://trendingpolitics.com/liberal-media-immediately-backhands-melania-says-jill-biden-will-bring-fashion-back-to-the-white-house/
Wow.
After the most beautiful and fashionable First Lady ever!
They are truly children of the Lie. AKA Satan.
The state media are saying Mike looked stunning.
She was dressed like a bigger purple people eater.
The crotch on those pants was awful baggy.
Brad, The “Michelle Obama’s belt rocked the inauguration” story on Bing did it for me.
Boob belts are soooo 20-teens…