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He didn’t have a Brilliant Disguise? I bet he had a Long Walk Home doing the The E Street Shuffle.
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Driving While Insufferable?
sanc·ti·mo·ni·ous !
Used to like Cumstain when I was a kid. Then he started on his leftist political BS. Sorry, I don’t take advice from high school dropouts. Which is why I don’t listen to LeRetard James either.
One of the comments was “Driving while woke” I like that. Also driving while being a tax dodging Lib-Tard hack.
Screw him and Bon Jovi too.
https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/6509638/bruce-springsteen-organic-farm-tax-new-jersey-bon-jovi
https://nj1015.com/didnt-pay-taxes-dodged-draft-are-you-disillusioned-with-springsteen/
Born To Run up a .28 BAC.
Did they catch him “racing in the streets” or was he driving too fast through these “bad lands?” Perhaps it was a “10th Avenue freeze out” that forced him to take a different route home that night. I wonder if he felt like he was “born to run” away from the police or if explained to authorities he was driving drunk because “the night belonged to lovers?”
I can see it now, Springsteen declaring he was “born in the USA” when they checked for his license and insurance.
It’s there some old saw about living long enough to discover the idles of your youth to all be shallow frauds, because if there isn’t, that should the epitaph if Springsteen’s career.
Anyone remember just how much people use to be willing to pay to go to one of his concerts. Doesn’t Chris Christie think he’s Bruce’s biggest fan? It wasn’t that long ago some fans caught him sneaking out of strip club. Then there Bruce cheating on his wife 10 years ago. https://people.com/celebrity/wife-in-divorce-citing-bruce-springsteen-fights-back/
Too many appletinis for Brucie!
Stay in NJ, boss, and away from Nebraska.
I had a job, I had a girl
I had something going, mister, in this world
I got laid off down at the lumber yard
’cause old Uncle Joe and the Ho, times got hard…
Downbound Train
Unless he buys his way out of a conviction, that should silence any talk about him moving to Australia.
Unfortunately.
Always sounded like a drunk with a guitar to me.
That’s something I can pit in perspective. 2.8 BAC about the only way I could stand to be in his presence.
And they’ve got a picture of him playing his pre-worn out Tele. Like a teenage girl wearing jeans made with worn out holes. Talk about pretentious.
He sucked in the 70s…and got worse in the 80’s…
I always changed the channel as soon as I recognized one of his songs on the radio.
Did the Jeep’s in his SB Ad have yellow plates?
Kurt Schlichter’s stab at some Springsteenesque lyrics for the common man.
https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/1358802676281081856
I could never understand what he was singing.
Glad he got a DUI, and too bad he didn’t kill himself while he was at it. I’m happy to see that the cops didn’t let him go just because of who he is. There’s a couple of his songs that I like, but for the most part, he can go away and it wouldn’t bother me at all, wouldn’t bother me if he croaked as well.
yeah, he’s a shithead extraordinaire, and then i watch him with Roy Orbison doing Dream Baby. He really has a style i like, I just wish he would’ve shut the hell up. He impressed me with his talent. Too bad the talented musicians also think we care about their politics.
Anyone being caught in a park is usually someone meeting up for a pediphile or homo meet-up. Noticed he has earring in homo side ear.
Well now way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There’s always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you, man, with silver
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasure
That the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man I ain’t going for that
I know I shouldn’t be driving when I see a pink Elephant
walkin down the Street
I should be Riding in a Taxi
not stumbling on My feet
Waving to the Cops
peeling out of sight
Spending all my money for bail
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what it feels like drivin when I’m Whack
catching a sight of a pink Elephant
Pink Elephant !!!!
Oh oh ohhh y’all are on fire.
#NotMe,
Don’t know about yellow plates, but he had a red star on the driver door.
In Ohio we call the yellow plates “party plates”.
I have a large collection of Blu Ray Concerts that I barely listen to anymore. These self important smug lib-tards have been mocking us, lecturing us and helping Democrats for decades while they shelter money in tax havens and have personal security. They travel the world on yachts & air planes as they tell us to “think Green” and “pay our fair share” of taxes to help others while they raise complete assholes for children.
G F Y all of you!
I’m trying to think of lines to parody here but I can’t … cause I hated everything he did
Oops, came up with something
Oh Honey drunks like us
Baby we were born to rum
“You know my mama called me long distance yesterday
And as she got off the phone I swear I heard her say
Bye bye Bruce …”
What a punk.
izlamo delenda est …
He’ll ‘get off’ saying he was doing ‘research’ for his next horrible song.
This smug liberal has never been my boss. His phony I’m-a-regular-workin’-man routine has really become tiresome. With his destain for the police and his eagerness to help phony Lunch Box Joe destroy American jobs, it’s a shame this guy was born in the USA.
You can’t quench desire
You can’t DUI if you’re in park
This libtard’s for hire
Even if I’m just drinking in the dark
Rapped up like a DOUCHE! LOL
All that’s left for Brucie boy is Glory Hole Daze.